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I love this website so much

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

it's not surprising, of course. to many, a dog being euthanized for attacking a person is a tragedy. poor thing was in a bad environment you see, it didn't deserve to die. and to many, every criminal should be put to death. they are inherently cruel and cannot change, any sentence more lenient than death is an injustice to their victims. why might a dog maul someone? well clearly the poor thing was a victim, it was circumstance that spurred it to violence. why might a person mug someone? clearly they have a corrupt soul, incapable and unworthy of empathy. they were spurred to criminality by their own sick nature. so to say, in their eyes, a human criminal is less human than a dog

I always forget Ameripeans think every other country is culturally homogenous until they start comparing state differences to being different countries. like you understand other countries have regional culture variants too you aren't special. massachusetts is not to louisiana as finland is to italy 😭😭😭 at best it's Liverpool vs London levels of difference like be for real

y'all have the same language (no, dialects are not comparable, and other countries do in fact have regional dialects), same national laws, same currency, same holidays, etc etc. I could go on all day. the US is insanely culturally homogenous relative to the norm. you and someone from another state on the opposite end of the country genuinely have more in common than some people in other countries have with people from their neighboring town.

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

Just saw that Fifa was planning on changing the time of one of the games because of “extreme heat” and people were talking about there being an unfair advantage, and I was like wtf, until I saw that the game was BRAZIL and NORWAY

The concepts of Brazilians who grew up playing in streets that are a million degrees + 95% humidity for 10 months of the year battling Norwegians in a summer afternoon in New Jersey