This is not for you.

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

So do you think Carey snuck in the director being a lesbian?

They are gonna be in the legatto conservatory arc and the director is going to have a romance with a woman entirely in the background of the magnus learning carpentry montage and then during the lup barry love monologue it has one panel of them looking at each other

baby here spent like 4 days being sooo cute in the shark bed I got her and now she just crushes it and lays on top #Ungrateful #OntologicallyEvil #LettingTrumpWin

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.