none of this stuff's even real!

i forgot to be a person yesterday how was the amazing digital movie

i used to stay seated during the pledge of allegiance every morning nd the teachers would go "if you want to sit down thats your decision. you have the choice to remain seated during the pledge. thats an option we're giving you" i didnt realize they were trying to make me feel bad about it i just went Siiiick Thanks Teach

ive been waiting for the tenna figurine for months and I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY TO GET IT NOW. OH MY GODDDDD 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

everyone who says "btw" at the end of a sentence to be condescending i will eat you

i should be a weaboo for ireland or something im bored

showing up to watch tadc at cineplex notebook in hand surrounded by teenagers on their phones liveblogging the amazing digital orgy scene ft jax banging his head against the wall repeatedly in the background

i used to wear socker boppers on my feet and walk in them and trip on my ass

i evolved too much during my 6 year long hiatus now i hate frenrey unless its my version of it where theyre like zim and dib and gordons obsession with how much he hates benrey crosses a line. and benreys annoyed by it

plainheads i have a google drive folder full of unrevealed lore and art given to me in dms who want it when its finished

toby doesnt even want official merch of half the deltarune cast why would he want the game to be translated to a language he doesnt have time to learn