tired as heck

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

THE SPIRIT OF BUSTER KEATON LIVES ON

this is how your email finds me

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

What if jesus wasn’t in the bible. What then

They should build huge stone walls around graveyards

They should build vast concrete labyrinths around those walls and occasional blackened spires that scrape the heavens i think

don't depreciate your thoughts and suggestions with "i think"! you should have more self-worth. you should command me to build winding miles of labyrinths and erect endless omnipresent obelisks

Bc people are just Dying to get in