tired as heck

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

bungus

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"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it's like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question's pretty much fucking settled.

men are always saying something manipulative like "hey how are you?"

women are constantly nagging and saying some interrogative shit like "hi how's your day going?"

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

gender essentialist voice: spiders are girls and snakes are boys

im sorry, this is so fucked up, everyone knows spiders are boys and snakes are girls