hello

Stipulating that the South Caucasus nation should be nothing but ash by the time it’s all over, the will of recently deceased Sen. Lindsey Graham orders his estate to start a war with Azerbaijan, sources confirmed Monday. “The entirety of the document consists of very specific battle plans for the scorched-earth military conquest of Azerbaijan and a clear directive that all persons named in the will immediately begin deploying troops to carry out these objectives,” said a person close to Graham’s family who spoke on the condition of anonymity about the two-pronged offensive the late lawmaker had meticulously diagrammed for a land invasion from neighboring Armenia and a naval bombardment from the Caspian Sea.

The Joker knew about Bruce, about me, probably about you too. Someone knows, I’ll give you that, but it’s not The Joker. Not the real one. Bruce said he was dead. And? That's it. I know there's more. Barbara, I'm apart of this. I need the answers Bruce can't give me. I deserve them.