Uhhhh
Iāmā
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@feralsneeze
Uhhhh
Iāmā
This technique features in a scene of a book I own so of course I just spent an entirely normal amount of time flipping through until I found this page:
also:

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This is so petty but it completely kills my arousal when Iām trying to jerk it to the rare (M) .wav called something like āConstant Unstoppable Sneezing (M)ā and he starts talking to me 3 minutes into it. Dude! False advertising! If I wanted to hear a man speak, I would have found a podcast!
okay so you know Thing from the Addam's Family, right. Okay so that, but with a nose. I will not be elaborating.
SO angry that Lucifer Hazbin doesnāt have a nose. I just canāt fully sexualize him in this unnatural state
ālike the wings and horns and stuff are chill and I AM so tempted just to write about him whimpering and sneezing all over himself, but lack of noseā¦.itās just too freakish for me
If you have drawn and/or seen art of him with a nose, PLEASE drop the link here or reblog it or tag me or SOMETHING puh-leez š I think my attempts at sexualizing him would be more successful if I had a visualā¦.
Okay I know this isn't really the time for this but I'm trying to get over my whole "fear of being perceived as cringey" thing but you know what, that's just gonna happen anyway, so I may as well accept it! I've recently been getting into a fandom for the first time in a LONG time and there's one character in particular I really just have dreams of sexualizing. Like I just look at his nose and want to write a 500 word essay about the maniacal things it could do. I want to give half a dozen characters the fetish so they can feel things when he sneezes. I DO want him to be loved + adored eventually and write about that but he doesn't get that til after I make him unbearably miserable, heartbroken and horny. I'm kind of nervous about posting fandom stuff, but you know what! My therapist was right! I need to put myself out there! I need to follow my heart, soul and dick! I need to write and read raunchy sneeze fics about V--
executioner: [*drops the guillotine*]

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just finished the last of my weed for at least a week (trying not to hyperventilate) so Iām gonna write something fuckin crazy before my sexuality goes back to that of a sea sponge
And what if I just sit in the center of a hot tub occupied by half a dozen large sneezy women that are all blessing each other and creating chaotic waves that go splashing outā¦.what then
I was really into Chat GPT right after the South Park episode about it came out a few years ago*, and I havenāt touched it since, but today I finally logged back in to delete as much of my writing in there as possible**, and my GOD the amount of times this robot had to tell me to calm down because I was getting way way WAY too horny with talking about nose stuffā¦.I canāt even go back and read it because Iāll have to die. It was never explicitly sexual, just had a lot of sneeze/nose/nostril detail, but it kept telling me that it was clear this was sexual for me ( the term āincreasingly pornographicā was used š„²)
I do think this is very funny but I am also reflecting on how very porn brained I have become š§āāļøI was high a solid 80% of the time I interacted with it so my writing is mega freaky and I canāt bear to look at it yet. I asked it to make stylized pics of sneezing women and by the third ābigger nostril, bigger noseā it wouldnāt even accept the request anymore. Like I do think this is the funniest thing that could possibly happen from my brief GPT use, Iāll get screenshots when I feel less shame
*(I was new to the topic of AI and deleted the app as soon as I was educated š«” )
** (I know itās too late to do much of worth but Iām gonna try to do SOMEthing)
Hate hosting holidays because what do you mean Iām genuinely considering paying an Etsy witch to put a curse on my scarily conservative uncle
Every now and again I get slapped with the memory of writing an arguably TAME sneeze fic on my phone while staying at my exās familyās house, and she said it was perverted to write about kinks in her momās house. Like I was writing about OCs getting whumped while sneezing, and THATāS what made me a pervert in the eyes of a woman who drew Grunkle Stan pee kink art in the very bed we SLEPT IN!!

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Iām trying (again) to be sober and the first few weeks of sobriety always give me a completely dead libido, I open docs of pornography Iāve written while high and just recoil like
But I do have several horny fics that are near completion that Iām going to post, I think it would be good to focus on finishing/fixing up a sneeze fic to post rather than starting new weird things
I 1) am staying in a hotel on my own for the first time in ages and 2) just bought a new vibe after months of only having my emergency vibrator. She has served me well but I must be moving on š«”
Pregnant woman sneezing while nesting, kicking up dust as she moves things around, her partner insisting she take a break or let them handle it but sheās stubborn and has the energy to do it, so she keeps at it, despite having to stop every few minutes to sneeze.
These were somewhat rapid. I think Iām getting more sensitive from inducing often.
Also I saw some people ask how I induce, just a rolled up tissue haha nothing special <3
why, god, did you not give me two mouths so that I may suck both of her tiddies at once

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You Can Sneeze As Loud as the Hell You Want When You're Making Love
Super NSFW, F sneeze, BBW, Triple Threat (big butt big boobs big nose), M/F, man who worships his wife
This fic kind of ends on a cliffhanger lol, so please....Choose Your Own Adventure for the ending
He induces her
She induces herself
Nobody's causing it, her allergic sneezes are natural and just Happen
she sneezes through giving him head
idk i just want to read about tiddies and butts and sneezes
The result of the zooted writesesh mentioned here. --
It had been months since they were totally, completely alone like this. Away from thin apartment walls or the random fire engine. This cabin was a sanctuary far from any city noise or listeners.
Just as they did on every trip to the cabin, they made love everywhere. On every surface. In the shower. The bathtub. The kitchen counter. The washing machine. The rug before the fire.
In the cabin, they could make love in peace. They could fuck in peace. They could--
āHahhshIIUW!ā
---sneeze in peace.
Got zooted and wrote some crazy porn last night for hours but I only remember like 8% of it, Iām tempted to type it and post whatever weird shit comes out of it
Posted this btw