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Oh, slowly disheveling attempts at sneezing politely, my beloved.
“ht’shh!“
“Bless you.”
“Thank you. Excuse me.”
“HM’PCHNX!”
“Bless you!”
“Snf! Thangk you. Mby apologies.”
“HAT’SHHHH! HIT’SHH! TSHHH!”
“Oh, gosh, bless you! Are you feeling okay?”
“I’b s-sorry - HAT’SHOOO!”
“No, no, don’t apologize! Here, why don’t we go inside? You don’t look so good, poor thing…”
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heatwave power outage where I live has me thinking about sneezes by candlelight…
A and B are sprawled on the couch on a hot and stormy summer evening waiting for the power to come back on. Gentle candlelight illuminates the room around them. B has been suffering all day from terrible allergies, and with no a/c, the windows have to be wide open to survive the heatwave. B is almost constantly building up for an itchy fit, their eyes watering and nostrils flaring wildly.
“Hiihh..haH! heEAASCHIOOOO!!” B sneezes openingly, accidentally blowing a candle out with the force of their expulsion.
They sniffle and gaze towards A with wet and heavy eyelids, already inhaling sharply again as their nose tries desperately to expel the persistent tickle.
“Ahh-hiihh..HEAASHIOOOO!!!”
“Oh baby…you’re so itchy,” A gently wipes a tear from B’s cheek and then leans to grab the lighter to relight the blown out candle, hoping the power comes back soon so they can close the windows for poor B.
This has possibly been said before, but:
Someone taking a fan out of storage for the first time since last summer and foolishly turning it on without wiping any of the dust off of it first. Their room may be cooler now, but that dust is blowing everywhere, and it’s only a matter of seconds before they start helplessly sneezing…
does anyone here remember around a year ago when someone posted about their desire to get somebody sick on their blog like, in a very clearly daydreamy way. and another person got incredibly triggered and paranoid over it, made like a whole fear mongering psa post
so then everyone had to be clear that all of their fictional scenarios on their fictional blogs have always been and are still, in fact, fictional?
i just found that a bit silly. i still do. i was thinking about it idly
Putting up laundry with your new partner and your nose starts to itch.
The beautifully sweet smell that they always have on them is so nice when you are cuddling them, but when it is fresh out the laundry, that scent is strong.
You try to sniff, not wanting to interrupt your partner as they explain what happened earlier that week, but your nose starts to become the only thing your attention is on.
Every breath feels like it brings you closer to losing this battle, but if you can just wait until you get to the bathroom-
“Hey you doing alright?”
The sudden concern is enough to throw you off and snap your head away so you can at least avoid the fresh laundry.
They bless you, and as you turn your head back around to apologize, you can barely even keep eye contact, bc you can already feel your nose twitching again
And it seems they noticed too. How nice of them to place one of their freshly washed hand towels on your nose for you to blow your nose into.
Wait a minute.
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The idea of a person with minimal allergies or sensitivity to anything becoming a sneezy mess when they have a cold
Maybe the cheap tissue paper rubbed their nose so raw that the nose itself tickled in retaliation. Every rub causes a messy fit to spill out, so more tissues are used, more sneezes, and it just continues
i find it so unreasonably funny that so many of us have normal, quote unquote ‘important’ jobs and come on here during the day like, “hey guys, so get this: fucking a sneeze… what? oh yes hello, karen, i received the memo, yes, i will look it over as soon as possible. thank you. where was i? sneeze…”
can’t stop thinking about someone sneezing all day and being fussed over about it. as they’re getting handed another box of tissues, they start dramatically faking a buildup, very obviously playing it up and making a joke out of it. and then they stop to emphasize they’re fine and everyone worries too much!
only to, not even a few seconds later, start desperately hitching and then wrenching forward into a fistful of tissues with yet another miserable sneeze, proving the need to fuss over them tenfold
character with a faceless full-coverage helmet fighting off a sneeze and still putting a finger under their "nose" anyway...
s/fawtde posting…this tweet i found is doing things. it is as they say, vanillas will truly post anything
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i keep forgetting about this account. i should post here but all i’m into anymore is cringe r/oblox games sigh
hi please reblog this if u are a snzblog
my old url was fluziska. i am not showing up in search results and the only way to get any of my mutuals back is signal boosting. please reblog this even if we weren't mutuals, and consider chatting me up if you enjoy pretty fictional women with head colds.
i have not posted in a year. but i’m desperate. do Any of you like dis/patch. please
I'm glad I have a ridiculous fetish. It keeps me humble.
Mini comic with a few of my wondeful ocs ‼️‼️
I actually had a dream last night where m/ateo was sick so it felt like a sign
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Ah, yes, F/ord…my crush/gender envy from WAAAAY back.
He would probably work himself so hard he wouldn’t REALIZE he had a cold until someone told him how terrible he looked.
(Also, yes, Ma/bel made that scarf…)
Oh my god stanford pines art is real
A/J headcanon list almost complete. i am going to Destroy troupe g/ramarye
anyways. now that i have more motivation…my inbox is always open for fic ideas! or i could get to the existing inbox requests but Why would i ever do that (sar)
