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by the way im soo normal and can be trusted around you while youre having a public sneezing fit i will absolutely be able to refrain from making little comments that make the situation even more embarrassing i can certainly be trusted not to set you off again while youre still sensitive so like dont even worry about it

"bless y- bless you! aw poor thing, do you need tissues? yeah you do. youre so sneezy today. are you getting sick? are you sure? you sound like youre getting stuffed up. dont sniffle, youll make it worse. oh hi yes dont worry theyre just a little under the weather. yes you are. they always sneeze a lot when theyre starting to get sick. then again i guess you are pretty sensitive in general huh? is something in here setting you off? well there must be something. people dont just sneeze like that when nothings wrong, not even you." <- example of things i definitely wont say to humiliate you in front of concerned strangers

I am, admittedly, a slut for pepper sneezes

I hope you masturbate to my blog 💕

and tell me about it in detail <3

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someone sneezing through an explanation of what’s making them sneeze — and only managing to get 1-2 words out at a time 🥵

oh, just ‘looking at that image made you sneeze’? haha. show me.

dust allergies girl loves helping u clean up… its just a fortunate coincidence that it happens to be great at sweeping..

beloved people's princess with terrible allergies making sneezing fashionable (and of course, faking a sneeze is dreadfully gauche). all the fashionable young ladies and plenty of the gentlemen too playing around with snuff and feathers and perfumes to find what makes them the sneeziest

I love the concept of sneezing into the thing that is causing you to sneeze. You're tickling your nose with a feather duster AND you use the dusty feathers to sneeze into because they're all right in front of your nose???? Same thing with a bouquet of flowers or something fluffy that would tickle your nose like a big pile of fur or feathers. Perhaps an article of clothing with far too much perfume on it.. ouuhh. The way you'd just sneeze and sneeze and sneeze from this 😵‍💫🩷

looking forward to the day i find someone nice to settle down and hypnotize into being allergic to me with