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I hope you masturbate to my blog 💕

and tell me about it in detail <3

Reblog this to grope the person you reblogged it from

someone sneezing through an explanation of what’s making them sneeze — and only managing to get 1-2 words out at a time 🥵

oh, just ‘looking at that image made you sneeze’? haha. show me.

dust allergies girl loves helping u clean up… its just a fortunate coincidence that it happens to be great at sweeping..

beloved people's princess with terrible allergies making sneezing fashionable (and of course, faking a sneeze is dreadfully gauche). all the fashionable young ladies and plenty of the gentlemen too playing around with snuff and feathers and perfumes to find what makes them the sneeziest

I love the concept of sneezing into the thing that is causing you to sneeze. You're tickling your nose with a feather duster AND you use the dusty feathers to sneeze into because they're all right in front of your nose???? Same thing with a bouquet of flowers or something fluffy that would tickle your nose like a big pile of fur or feathers. Perhaps an article of clothing with far too much perfume on it.. ouuhh. The way you'd just sneeze and sneeze and sneeze from this 😵‍💫🩷

looking forward to the day i find someone nice to settle down and hypnotize into being allergic to me with

Character who feels compelled to text their friends stuff like "I just sneezed all over my tits."

what is contagion kink if not just soft corruption kink

oh you got infected with a virus that makes you weak and vulnerable but also makes you need to sneeze over and over and over? sounds like some slut shit, wouldnt happen to me

I know for many people having a sneeze kink (or any kink for that matter) is characterized by it being this secretive, clandestine thing that only they and fellow freaks know about, but I still don't fully understand the strong reaction when "vanillas" exhibit knowledge of it. Like. There are literally hundreds of blogs on this website dedicated to it y'all lmao. People talk. I promise that for every person who makes mention of the kink online, there are a dozen others irl who are aware of it but don't talk about it because they don't actually find it that remarkable lol