Look who's finally making an intro/pinned post! Hi! I'm Pan or Hyacinth or both! I write and draw snz stuff! I also run a knight kink blog @sir-hyacinth that is currently in its infancy.
My commissions are open!
I also have a ko-fi!
the tags I use:
#hh rambles: what it sounds like
#hh originals: my hornyposts/snzarios
#hh writes / #hh draws: my writing/finished art :)
#hh ocs: my oc stuff!
#sketchies: unfinished art
#subclass snz: doodled snzarios for D/&D subclasses
and for other people's stuff: #others' writing / #others' art / #others' wavs / #others' ocs
content tags to filter if desired: #snondage, #nudity
Under the cut is a handy-dandy guide to my favorites of the fics I've posted! Most of them don't have titles shh it's fine
OC stuff!
robot sneeze - cold (kinda); a spaceship's AI pilot seeks some attention
A Rather Odd Request - allergies; a gentleman with the fetish and his indulgent sneezy partner go at it
knight with a cold - cold; a prince notices his loyal knight and best friend is under the weather
pirate fic - cold x2, nsfw; genderweird pirates share a cold and have lesbian sex
snztober '25 day 5 - cold; Francis has a cold and Lavender wants to catch it
snztober '25 day 10 - allergies, nsfw; Daphne and Laurel sex pollen fic
snztober '25 day 20 - inducing & chhinkni, nsfw; Lavender uses Francis as a human tissue
Fanfic!
Henry V fic - cold; I'm gonna be real this one's mostly a character study of S/hakespeare's Henry V. he sneezes though
Drabbles/one-off fics!
prompts DIZ - a sailor experiences a pepper-related incident
elf allergies - allergies; so there was this post about elves having overactive immune systems,
snztober '25 day 11 - nsfw; a robot plays with its newly-installed sneezing function
snztober '25 day 13 - cold, nsfw; a couple's sub plays delivery girl for a nasty cold
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for as much as i love the “out of tissues” scenarios tbh i think what i like even more is a “there’s only one tissue left” scenario
they’re holding off from using that last tissue until they have no other choice; maybe trying to holdback, hitching so much they can’t focus on anything else, their red eyes squeezed shut in a panic. but the hitching doesn’t work, so they pinch their nose and stifle, hoping it’ll contain everything— and at first, it does. but then they stifle again. and again. and all that pressure has made the snot fill their nose, finger and thumb holding their nostrils shut, their fingers now glistening from everything starting to tediously drip down.
it’s useless. they can’t stifle anymore. they frantically pull out the final tissue and clamp it tightly over their red, twitching nose, silently pleading that their nose magically calms down before things get out of control. but a sudden sneeze rips through them and immediately drenches the tissue with their snot, soaking through. they sneeze again.
the tissue is finished, but what are they supposed to do now? they find a sliver of a corner that’s still dry and dab at their wet nostrils, hoping it’ll somewhat clean them up, but it’s only a matter of seconds until another sneeze crawls out of their stuffed-up nose. they spray heavily and snort, they need to wipe off their mouth and nose and their nose is so itchy, they need to rub and rub the intense itch away and blow the ridiculous amount of gunk out of their sinuses. but with a single soaked through tissue, they’re completely helpless. all they can do is sit there and sneeze and sneeze until they’re done.
they hold the soiled tissue over their nose, and of course it does nothing— the snot on the tissue pressed against their face gets all over their nose and lips, shining strings of mess completely covering them. they sniffle and groan, their face bright red in embarrassment, desperately trying to think of a solution to this dilemma. but they don’t have much time to brainstorm, or even think about how humiliated they are, because another snotty sneeze is building up, ready to blow.
wait I just remembered I wrote some snzfic before I even had this blog so like. seven years ago. I wonder if it's any good. like it's probably not but I gotta reread it. for science
(Still don’t rb this one to non-kink/vanilla blogs!!)
There’s literally no snz in this, but while drawing some refrence practice I got caught up on Mycah’s tummy. So here’s a silly offshoot doodle of Zane, Eavi, and Thomas messing with him LOL!
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Here’s a prompt: A live streamer who sneezes so often that their chat blesses them. To go a step above, it’s gotten to the point where the chat can use a message command to bless them via a text-to-speech voice saying “bless you.”
Hi all! I started a ko-fi like I was talking about a bit ago! I'm hoping to go to grad school in about a year and am working on saving up funds for application fees, moving expenses, and cost of living once I'm there! If you like my scenarios, fics, sketchies, etc. and feel like throwing me a few bucks for that, I'd really appreciate it! (just keep it on the dl what it's about because we're kind of in the grey area re: ko-fi's terms of service)
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I’m starting up a chain of support for the amazing writers on snzblr!! If you’d like to participate, reblog this post with 1-5 fics FROM OTHERS (aka not ones you’ve written). Tag the author, link the fic, and tell us what you liked about it!!
Let’s appreciate our fellow writers and hype up some of the amazing stuff they make!!
The Lesson by @dopaminty - picking a favorite dopaminty fic is a little like picking a favorite child, but this one is I think a good starting place if you have yet to meet Julius and Aeneas. go meet Julius and Aeneas. read all the fics while you're there. they're such deep, rich, compelling characters and the snz is so beautifully tied in to the emotional core of the stories
Sternutation Incantation (Demo) by @quosterking - really fun choose-your-own-adventure fic!! I'm so enamored with the characters (Mycah especially. I want to be his friend irl) and the whimsy is off the CHARTS with this one
Against All Sense and Exploration by @shamefilledsnzblog - Against All Sense is delicious plotty longfic ft. my best friend Perry who is so deliciously whumpable and lovable. And Boy Does He Get Whumped. Exploration is much more lighthearted (and nsfw) and showcases some very fun character dynamics!! and it's hot of course <3 this is another instance of please go read All the Perry fic it's all so good
this one that I can't remember the title of by @just-a-nervous-bean - possibly the hottest thing ever written tbh. sneezy cowboy bondage time with lots of beautifully done shittalking and a line that lives in my head rent-free but I shan't spoil it
I’m starting up a chain of support for the amazing writers on snzblr!! If you’d like to participate, reblog this post with 1-5 fics FROM OTHERS (aka not ones you’ve written). Tag the author, link the fic, and tell us what you liked about it!!
Let’s appreciate our fellow writers and hype up some of the amazing stuff they make!!
I will gladly start by tossing in 3 fics I’ve finished recently that I adore!
Stoking the Fire by @deucewilliams has really REALLY good descriptions for build ups, and is much-appreciated dragon sneeze content. The LORE is woven in incredibly well, I think the concept is super sound and makes for a great read.
Water from Stone by @uhhmmm GARGOYLE SNEEZE!!!! Aside from that, oh my god are the descriptions gorgeous. I am a sucker for immersion and imagery and was so so inspired when I read these. I’m currently on my second read and I’m picking up so much more from it.
A Knight’s Court by @just-a-nervous-bean is a 7-part banger. If you like the fairytale knights/castle vibe, THIS is a mandatory read. Really good characterizations, real eye-widening smut too. Shoutout to chapter 1 and 5, which were two of my personal favorites.
Went to a class to make fresh lavender wreaths, which was great! So...naturally I am thinking about someone signing up for a class because it sounds fun and relaxing and crafty, and then getting into a room with a bunch of people working and surrounded by fresh and drying bundles of lavender, dozens of hands working to disturb their stems and the scent thick in the air...
Hi, I’m the non-white blorbos anon — I meant the question to be genuinely curious, sorry that my tone came off wrong, I should have added an 👀 emoji or something haha 😅 Thanks for sharing your blorbos!
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can't really get a read on this tonally to tell if you're honestly curious or trying to pick a fight tbh. so I am going to proceed assuming good intentions:
I don't think I've fandom posted on snzblr in like five years lmao but off the top of my head non-whiteboy blorbos not from my brain include: louis and claudia from i/wtv (the show), like half the women in s/hakespeare (at the moment especially viola and olivia from t/welfth night, beatrice and hero from m/uch ado, and always and forever margaret from the war of the roses tet and the l/ear sisters), and several I am not comfortable listing on my kink blog because they are teenagers
non-whiteboy blorbos from my brain (ocs) include: like. almost all of them. I'm pretty sure the only white man OC on this blog is leo?
I've been doing more work on the full version of Sternutation Incantation and had to draw a really silly scene I wrote in it. These two dance around my head like loose marbles in a sock.
💬 0 🔁 26 ❤️ 123 · Sternutation Incantation - The Book of Many Sneezes ₊˚. · A Choose-Your-Own Snzfic - PLAYABLE DEMO!
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