Look who's finally making an intro/pinned post! Hi! I'm Pan or Hyacinth or both! I write and draw snz stuff! I also run a knight kink blog @sir-hyacinth that is currently in its infancy.
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#hh ocs: my oc stuff!
#sketchies: unfinished art
#subclass snz: doodled snzarios for D/&D subclasses
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Under the cut is a handy-dandy guide to my favorites of the fics I've posted! Most of them don't have titles shh it's fine
OC stuff!
robot sneeze - cold (kinda); a spaceship's AI pilot seeks some attention
A Rather Odd Request - allergies; a gentleman with the fetish and his indulgent sneezy partner go at it
knight with a cold - cold; a prince notices his loyal knight and best friend is under the weather
pirate fic - cold x2, nsfw; genderweird pirates share a cold and have lesbian sex
snztober '25 day 5 - cold; Francis has a cold and Lavender wants to catch it
snztober '25 day 10 - allergies, nsfw; Daphne and Laurel sex pollen fic
snztober '25 day 20 - inducing & chhinkni, nsfw; Lavender uses Francis as a human tissue
Fanfic!
Henry V fic - cold; I'm gonna be real this one's mostly a character study of S/hakespeare's Henry V. he sneezes though
Drabbles/one-off fics!
prompts DIZ - a sailor experiences a pepper-related incident
elf allergies - allergies; so there was this post about elves having overactive immune systems,
snztober '25 day 11 - nsfw; a robot plays with its newly-installed sneezing function
snztober '25 day 13 - cold, nsfw; a couple's sub plays delivery girl for a nasty cold
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I told sicklyfruit but the current fantasy stuck in my head is someone (a stranger) coming across Elliott in inclement weather and bringing him in to shelter and warm up a bit, but the poor thing is so pitiful that they take pity and offer him to stay the night, and he warms up by the fire for a bit, and then takes a hot bath, and the water is steamy and scented with some kind of lovely oil that *does* work to loosen the congestion but makes him sneeze a bit, and they offer him a comfortable nightgown but are like "I'm sooo sorry :( I don't have anything else to offer!" so he gets sent to bed with no underwear and then later they come in to check on him and he's too congested to get comfortable to sleep so they offer to help make him more comfortable and they massage his feet and up into his calves and it's so so cozy, and then when he's almost dozed off they move up into his thighs and he's sooooo sensitive and flustered and pitiful and then they jerk him off while he sneezes a lot. the end
The kingdom is sending a contingent of knights to represent them in a regional tourney
Despite her cold, the queen comes out to see them off, giving each of them an affably proprietary once-over that's half stereotypical-wife-straightening husband's tie, half judge-checking-over-show-dog.
She coughs and sniffles as she checks, adjusts, and smooths down bits of formal armament, managing to catch most-but-not-all-of her sneeze in the delicate handkerchief she carries, tucking in one that (hopefully) hasn't been used that way as a royal favor.
...Needless to say, the kingdom's knights do not perform at their usual level this year
The pathetic, sharp, wheezy sound of coughs muffled by someone’s closed mouth, trying their hardest not to be a disturbance when they wish they could just cover their mouth and let their chest billow out until they were dizzy.
They’re almost like snaps, sharp little exhalations that are practically inaudible and do nothing for lungs soaked through by an incessant chest cold, or for a throat that’s raw and sensitive to each tickling inhale and exhale.
The desperation for a good, legitimate coughing fit is so obvious, but it isn’t possible. The sick person’s too anxious, in the wrong place, they’d be too loud, so they hold it in and let those sharp muffled coughs shake their shoulders until they can be alone.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, a wrong word in a rushed sentence giving way to a coughing fit, or the person trying to mask their cough forgetting the rest of their cold and having to hold a tissue or handkerchief to their nose as each muffled cough is the equivalent of a sharp blow in the sinuses.
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okay this is deeply silly but I'm having fun so more Candlestick lore from my brain:
The cold caused by a Candlestick can be distinguished from a naturally-occurring cold by its sudden coming on as well as by the faint but persistent scent of wax in the afflicted's nose. It can be catching, but only to somebody with a similarly-shaped nose.
If the afflicted is sensitive to whatever fragrance is burned in the Candlestick, they will experience allergic symptoms as well as the symptoms of cold.
Used as something of a prank among those wealthy enough to buy such well-crafted objects for such frivolous purposes, having a Cold-Struck Candlestick on display in one's home is often considered a status symbol. (The wax is usually scraped away from the Candlestick's nostrils, but certain particularly proud pranksters will leave the wax in place when inviting their target over for supper.)
Over the centuries since the Candlestick's invention, laws have been made and overturned regarding whose nose may be replicated in a Cold-Struck Candlestick. That said, the illegality of forcing a cold on kings and princes never stopped many, and particularly unpopular rulers have tended to be particularly sneezy as well.
i just think that farming/life sim type games should have a mechanic where if your character doesn't get enough sleep, stays outside in the rain too long, etc. they catch a cold and npcs comment on it. ok.
Flipping the script by having a painter and nude model duo where the model has the kink and is fighting some serious demons when the artist shows up to a session with a cold. In this snz fic of Dorian gray essay I will-
Smth smth watching them get hard in real time, the hottest thing a guy can do is prematurely ejaculate
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okay full disclosure this is goofy as hell and written in one sitting while stoned but. storybook style snzfic. like 500 words
The Falcon Princess
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a princess and her falcon. Being beautiful and of marrying age, the princess was much sought after. Indeed, half her days were spent entertaining suitor after suitor.
All across the kingdom knew of the princess's test for her suitors. It was quite simple: any who wished to court her must first meet her falcon. The falcon was a fine judge of character, she said.
One day a duke came to her court. "I wish to marry the princess, for her beauty has ensnared me."
The princess smiled and took him to the aviary. Her falcon flew to her gloved hand. It looked at the duke...
Caw! Caw! Caw! The falcon flew at the suitor in a flash of talons! He ran away to tend to his cuts.
The next day came the prince of a foreign land. "I wish to marry the princess, for her opulence has charmed me."
The princess smiled and took him to the aviary. Her falcon flew to her gloved hand. It looked at the prince...
Caw! Caw! Caw! Another suitor fled from the disapproving falcon!
A third day a scholar came. "I wish to meet the princess, for her falconry has fascinated me."
The princess smiled and took him to the aviary. Her falcon flew to her gloved hand. It looked at the scholar...
The scholar winced in anticipation, but no talons came! Instead, the falcon simply watched him.
"Ah-choo!" sneezed the scholar suddenly.
"Bless you," said the princess. The falcon ruffled its wings, but still did not attack.
"Ah-choo!" sneezed the scholar again. "Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Excuse me!"
The princess blushed. "Bless you," she said again. "Have you got a cold? You ought not to have come here with a cold."
"I don't have a cold. Ah-choo!" said the scholar. "Your bird—ah-choo!—its feathers—ah-choo!—make me—ah-choo!—sneeze! Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!"
"You silly thing!" scolded the princess. "Why would you come in here knowing you would sneeze?"
"Ah-choo!" the scholar replied. He couldn't say much else!
Odd as it may sound, the princess fell in love then. To have a lover that would sneeze so terribly for her!
She dismissed her falcon. A feather fell from it as it flew. And the princess had an idea that made her excited from her head to her toes! She asked the scholar if she could tickle his nose with it.
The scholar agreed. She touched his nose with the feather.
Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo! What a flurry of sneezing was there! Ah-choo! He lost his hat. Ah-choo! He lost his glasses. Ah-choo! A button burst from his shirt. Ah-choo! Ah-choo! He'd sneeze his boots off if he could!
"Bless you," said the princess as the scholar sneezed and sneezed.
When the sneezing stopped, the princess asked the scholar, "Did you come here to become my husband?"
"I wouldn't dare think you'd want me for a husband. Ah-choo!" said the scholar.
"And if I would have you?" the princess asked.
They were married the very same day and lived happily ever after.
I think wine sneezes are pretty hot. Like imagine we're eating dinner at some restaurant and you give me that look like you know the wine is gonna make you have a huge fit in a second. And I know what it feels like too. Do you think the ancient Greeks had wine sneezes and were just out drinking wine and sneezing on each other? Who is the Greek god of sneeze pleasure?
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A narrator with a cold so potent that the characters in the story can’t help but to take notice. I need characters pausing mid dialogue because the narrator keeps interrupting with sneezes.
They’re trying so hard not to sneeze, but at this point the fourth wall has already been broken.
Folks and friends, why is it that every time I post a non-binary character (specifically in Kei’s case bc they get a lot of bs) I always get confused cishet men (or at least what I assume they have to be) flooding my inbox
to the anon who said that pronouns 'ruin the vibe,' bet you forgot that tumblr now allows you to block specific anons! Have fun never seeing my content again :P
