an AU story where ABBA are bug Pokemon

never trust these hoes with idealized utopia islands and all cute cat villagers. when they aren’t posting pastel screenshots of their island they’re beating the shit out of their unwanted villagers with a net until they move away

Coulda stopped four words in, playa

I can’t believe it cavitates so hard it ignites like that; does meat do that? Also check out the swirls that come off the rifling marks in the bullet.

That gel must rebound with a ton of pressure to ignite like that.

hehe…it farded

“air bubbles explode into lightning sometimes and we don’t know why”

aliens (1986) has everything you need in a horror movie. body horror. anticapitalism. cocky butch with big gun. cool robot dude. plot-relevant forklift certification

aliens

fuck. shit. i forgot it also has aliens

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

world heritage post

Monke learned whack!