oh tim stoker we’re really in it now

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

THE PORTAL OPENS

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

You can lie when you name things

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted.

Oh, the urge to make a fool of yourself in an in game chatroom just to make a pretty girl laugh...

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

i know cheating is bad but i'd like to thank it for what it has done for music & movie industry