oh tim stoker we’re really in it now

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

casts an evil spell . but i can’t say what for

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

computa make all my friends tell me how they perceive me Computa make everyone i’ve ever met tell me how they perceive me

I can't believe we live in a world where there's an AI company unironically called "Palantir," and it isn't a parody. It's a real thing. I remember seeing a picture of an advertisement on here and thinking, "This HAS to be a joke. This is too on-the-nose to be real. They wouldn't honestly name an AI company Palantir, after the Seeing Stones from Lord of the Rings that are supposed to offer knowledge, but famously also might be feeding you misinformation from evil sources because 'we do not know who else may be watching.'" But then here I am listening to the BBC News discussing why the CEO of Palantir just published a Manifesto that sounds like it was written by a supervillain.