I got 99 problems and they're all fandoms

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

I don't know what I love more: Sophie having the cheek the nerve the gall the audacity and the gumption to basically tell Benedict "You make me too horny, you must leave your own house" OR Benedict responding with "You're absolutely right and I am so sorry, I'll go pack my shit"

reminder for all the jewish people out there: your goyische friends/family/roommates might start putting up lights and trees soon. this is part of the "christmas" celebration, a holiday that recognizes the birth of santa claus. jesus christ brings all the children presents and puts them under a big tree! its like their version of tu bishvat its on december 25th every year, so the day actually changes on the hebrew calendar. its their most major holiday and its only one day long! how peculiar. you can support your friends by putting small gifts in the biggest sock you can find or by finding a little hanging decoration called an "ornament" which they will put on their "tree". if they put it towards the top this is a huge compliment in their culture

Abaddon Huanted Hotel is Ghost Eyes with less trigger warnings attached to it. In this essay I will-