A Lost David and Jonathon

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

the appeal of skysolo to me really is that i think it is an exceptionally singular experience to be a twangy country boy & fall head over heels with a city slicker & then you hook up once or twice but it’s not SERIOUS for him the way it is for you but he does genuinely care for you but it’s like this your EXPLORATION phase & you’re just figuring out who you want to be…and then he turns into ice & marries ur twin sister….i think this is an incredible lil side plot for luke to have going on while he faces off against his evil dad . magic space gay equivalent of “im probably nonbinary but i have a job so idrc about that rn”

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

They tried to execute me yesterday but my ass was too fat to fit in the electric chair so they just told me to promise I'd stop posting stupid shit. Which I obviously did not agree to.

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green