Just A Guy

There are SIX questions total in reblogs, the end will be marked by large green text. If you don’t see all six, check reblogs and grab the version with the ending note.

Answers amended from the 2025 census based on feedback. If you’re mixed, choose what feels right to you I’m not here to do phrenology or paper bag test you but don’t make it my problem either. When in doubt, ask yourself: would the whites kill you too in the race war?

This census is US-centric because so is tumblr, unfortunately. This poll is also starting with a heavy Black/racialized bias due to my personal followers. The main point of this census is to see how white-dominant the site is currently compared to prior years, as well

For the purpose of this census, Imperial Core will be defined as the following: United States, Canada, Australia, Aotearoa, basically all of Western Europe, Japan, and Israel. If you want to argue about any of these designations, too bad maybe they should stop colonizing.

Note for clarification:

*For those who don’t know, TMA means transmisogyny affected (such as trans women, some non-binary people, etc.) whereas TME means transmisogyny exempt (Cis men, cis women, transmasculine individuals, etc). If you want to ask for clarification for which applies to you for the purposes of this poll, feel free to ask and I’ll try to reply, but if you try to argue or quibble about the terms themselves, I’ll block you.

Apt203 U Loud ASF by Catgece

It's a really cute no powers au. Miles is just a tired student who's trying to go to sleep but Hobie is his musician neighbour who practices during the middle of the night. How does Miles respond? By confronting Hobie in the most non-confrontational way he could, aka the wifi. Straight up was reading this by a campfire during a camp trip.

You fell first But I fell Harder (But then you fell faster) by ImagineGeese

OOHHH, THIS ONE FUCKED ME UP. it's so tragic and the fic concept itself just fucks me uppppp. The re-use of Hobie's iconic line in ATSP, eeurrrhhhh, please I'm going to lose it. That re-contextualization is everything omggg. Just the read the description and I think the prompt will draw you in.

Boy Kisser by bootleg_exe

Longest fic in this rec list so it's going to have more of of an overarching plot. Hobies makes a bet with Gwen to try and get her to confess to Miles but then gains an unexpected crush.

Miles' Totally Real International Boyfriend by Nefarious_Matchbox

He shows up at Visions Academy, steals a uniform and immediately begins arguing with teachers about the classist nature of private education and the voucher system, but he's so smart and well read that no one ever figures out he's technically not enrolled at the Academy. Meanwhile Miles immediately starts crushing on this cool punk rock rebel who defies expectations but can't work up the courage to go up and say high.