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It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
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ohhh man. apparently when you copy+paste stuff directly from claude into ao3 it includes code. which anyone can find. people have found it in big, popular fics in multiple fandoms 😬. also heated rivalry; some of which the authors fervently denied using AI. link to thread.
link to their complete findings for those without twitter
It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!
25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????
Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS
Look I know everyone is getting the porn bot follows but like .. what's are they even for? What's the point of them? What are they trying to accomplish?
Okay, so... tumblr is 'free' right? It costs nothing to create an account and utilize the service. So the startup costs of running a pornbot army is zero, right?
Wrong!
Shady websites sell kits to create/operate pornbot networks. You pay $$$ for an engine and a collection of scripts tuned for various free websites. And apparently (I guess) there is a new tumblr script that comes preloaded with a zillion girlie names + 3 digits, so all the prospective portbot meister has to do is start the script with some seed values and wait for their bot army to grow.
In order to fly beneath the radar, these scripts operate in stages. First they create the account then follow a few high profile blogs. THAT is why, when they first follow you, they're just a generic stolen cheesecake pic named (randomly generated name) ChestyMoorbutt754 with an otherwise empty profile.
Then after a preset number of days/weeks they start blogging 'content' like bit.ly links to malware or whatever. Along with some legit-looking reblogs to keep up appearances. All these scripted behaviors are configurable.
Their hope is that some certain percentage of idiots will (1) click thru the hosted links to an intermediary landing page (with ads, naturally) that acts as a portal to buy subs for OnlyFans, Sinder etc, or (2) interact with an actual chatbot that eventually convinces the poor schmuck to enter their credit card info so it can be hijacked.
We're seeing a new flood of bots NOW because twitter is floundering and all the talk about twitter alternatives (like tumblr) has caught the attention of the guys who make/sell pornbot tools.
Who are the ones REALLY making profit off all of this. Not the pornbots themselves, but the darkweb dweebs who sell the accounts & kits. Because selling access to pornbot armies is guaranteed income whereas who the hell knows how successful any given pornbot will be in the wild. After awhile, the pornbot army gets detected & shutdown or the customer running the botnet get disillusioned and quits or both... then the cycle begins anew with new sheep to be fleeced.
Just like in the 1840s gold rush era, it wasn't the miners who got rich; it was the guys selling picks & shovels.

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2HA NATION WAKE UP HAVE YOU SEEN THE COVER OF VOL 2 HAVE U SEEN IT!!!!?!?????
So you don’t have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:
1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.
2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.
3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.
4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingers and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.
5. If you’re lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeks.
6. If your arm’s dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.
7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.
8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.
9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.
If you’re lightheaded while standing up, opening and closing your fists is also something to do. Also try stretching before getting up!
(These are vasovagal syncope tricks, to get the blood pumping where it should be)
Thanks for adding another hack!
I used the humming one when I randomly started dry heaving today, and that shit worked so fast!👌🏼
mo ran and luo binghe two sides of the same coin
my quality of life has improved tenfold ever since i was introduced to breezewiki, a site that exists solely to remove the bloat from fandom.com wikis. no more ads, quizzes, random autoplaying videos, popups, recommended pages from other sites, or discord server member lists. just the wiki. these things are finally readable again
BreezeWiki is SOOOO good! they even have an instruction manual on their site for adding an extension to your browser that will automatically redirect you to the BreezeWiki version of any Fandom link you happen to visit, which has been an absolute game-changer for me. i've literally already forgotten what regular Fandom pages looked like, it's beautiful.
i just discovered today that they ALSO have a function (if you install the auto-redirect extension) that will usually stop you to let you know if a Fandom wiki you're visiting has a non-Fandom alternative you can visit instead. for example i was trying to look up a Zelda thing today and was greeted with this message:
so yeah, love the work they're doing over there! can't recommend BreezeWiki enough. i wish an inevitable and humiliating death to Fandom and i'm very grateful for intrepid heroes like these folks.
What's Happening in China? The November 2022 Protests
Hello! I know that there's so much going on in the world right now, so not everyone may be aware of what is happening in China right now. I thought that I would try to write a brief explainer, because the current wave of protests is truly unprecedented in the past 30+ years, and there is a lot of fear over what may happen next. For context, I'm doing this as someone who has a PhD in Asian Studies specialising in contemporary Chinese politics, so I don't know everything but I have researched China for many years.
I'll post some decent links at the end along with some China specialists & journalists I follow on Twitter (yeah I know, but it's still the place for the stuff at the moment). Here are the bullet points for those who just want a brief update:
Xi Jinping's government is still enacting a strict Zero Covid policy enforced by state surveillance and strict lockdowns.
On 24 November a fire in an apartment in Urumqi, Xinjiang province, killed 10. Many blamed strict quarantine policies on preventing evacuation.
Protests followed and have since spread nationwide.
Protesters are taking steps not seen since Tiananmen in 1989, including public chants for Xi and the CCP to step down.
Everyone is currently unsure how the government will respond.
More in-depth discussion and links under the cut:
for other good publications/users on twitters to follow: Chuang is a publication focused on Chinese labour movements that's been covering the protests since the Foxconn factory protests Chenchen Zhang and Tony Lin have been one of the many people translating videos/screenshots What's on Weibo/Maya Koetse also provide updates from around the Chinese internet, from netizens' voices to memes

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okay so it’s like. scum villain is an unpolished, tropey danmei novel. scum villain is a funny and incisive parody and genre deconstruction. scum villain is a fix-it fic for a story that doesn’t exist. scum villain is a comedy. scum villain is a tragedy. scum villain is about cycles of abuse, changing your fate, and taking responsibility for the things that happen in your life. it’s a romance where the main character is too dim to figure out he’s in love even when he’s literally married. it’s about guilt and forgiveness. it’s about internet culture, and making fun of bad sex scenes in webnovels, then turning around and writing an even worse sex scene yourself. it’s about toxic relationships and chances for growth. it’s about realising that the people around you are people, with more depth and humanity and complex inner lives than you might have given them credit for. scum villain is about— and i cannot stress this enough— dick jokes.
There is a stream of Reply Guys everywhere these days saying things like "oh, it turns out that Twitter keeps working with less than half its employees? Wasn't it going to crash as soon as Elon took over? He proved that all that people were just doing nothing but making Twitter unprofitable with their salaries!". And it's hard to contain myself and not go into a reply burst mode each time, so I guess it would make sense to write a post on the matter.
See, did Twitter need 7000 employees and 5000 contractors to keep working? Oh fuck no. Of course not. See, on Tumblr we are about 200 between full and part time employees (part time meaning "people that do work for tumblr at times and for other parts of Automattic at others"), plus a number of contractors I don't know (dealing with things like internationalization or human review of reported content), plus a bunch of "operations" teams that work at automattic-level and covers Tumblr on their duties (HR, payroll, events, etc).
So let's say that if Tumblr was its own company, it could sustain the current level of operation with maybe three or four hundred people.
Now, Twitter has at least one order of magnitude more users than Tumblr has ever had. That makes things a little bit more complex, but not extremely: it probably makes the work of people like systems more "interesting" so they need to be a bit larger. Other things like security or support also need to be scaled up. But others, like development, design, data science, editorial, internationalization, sales, etc are not really affected by the number of users. So let's say that Tumblr could keep the current level of operation with 600-800 people if it had the same traffic than Twitter.
Then, why Twitter needed so many people? Why haven't it break already if they were needed?
Let me start making something super clear: Twitter had been breaking for the last couple of weeks. Very clearly if you know where to look at. The fact that they haven't had a major outage is a sign either of a very well designed architecture or that Musk kept enough domain knowledge around to keep the engine going. But multiple smaller systems have been going down without no one to lift them up again.
Some examples are the web SSR system: that's server side rendering, and it means that when you load Twitter (or Tumblr) the server creates a "picture" of your dash and send it to your browser. From that point, the server only sends raw data and it's your browser who is in charge to create that picture, but SSR makes you see your timeline in one or two seconds, instead of 5-10. I hate SSR, most devs do: it makes our lives much more complex and needs a lot of work. It also makes the user experience much better. Well, Twitter SSR has been off since at least one week ago (that's when I noticed it). You may have not realized about it, but if you go to your Twitter account and what you see is the UI loading and then a loader where the timeline should be and it takes several seconds for the tweets to show up: that means SSR is off and your browser is doing all the work.
There are also issues with certain methods of authentication that went down two weeks ago and still don't work.
There are also reports of the advertisers tools being broken.
There are a clear issue with the performance of their CDN (the images take ages to load and sometimes they don't even do it).
These kind of things are not really very noticeable by the average user, but they are clear consecuences of the lay-offs. How?
Well, let's go back to Tumblr. As I said, we have enough people to operate and keep the platform stable. Even to develop one new thing at a time and improve one or two of the existing ones. But thats it. Twitter, until last month, operated on an entirely different plane of existence. They did A LOT of things we can't do in tumblr: from having complex reporting tools for advertiser to having more than a coupe people working on internal tools (for example, to make support folks life easier), having strong international teams focusing on each country, etc. They were able to fix bugs, even the smaller ones, probably within the day. They were probably working on half a dozen major projects at the same time.
Are those things necessary for Twitter to be online? No, not at all. But they give it several layers of polish we can't have at Tumblr: how often you see something buggy going on in Tumblr that takes a few days to be fixed? How often that happens on Twitter (or Instagram, or TikTok, etc?). That's the difference: on Twitter, someone reports a bug, and that bug is going to have a few engineers on it almost immediately. If they can't find the solution, someone else will take it from them once it's their time to log off. Until it gets fixed. Here? It will need to go to the queue, and if it's not major, it will take days, or weeks , for someone to get it fixed. Because there is not a lot of us and our hands are full already with something else that in that moment has a bigger priority.
This is the world Twitter is entering too: SSR probably broke because any of the quick changes they were doing with the verification checkmarks (our SSR worked as a champ when we introduced the important blue checks, just saying :P) and its there waiting for someone to be able to take a look and figure out why. The advertiser tools maybe got broken by some change in the database that needed to be reflected also there, but there is no team working on them to keep them updated anymore, so they will be broken until someone scream enough at Musk so he decides to take a couple of engineers away from other project for a few days to fix them. Etc etc.
So if Twitter just go to operate with a much more limited team, it probably will be able to be online (thought major disruptions are way more probable), but the service level expectations will have to be much, much more reduced than what they used to be. Seeing bits and pieces of Twitter that don't work or are bugged, as we are already seeing, is going to become the norm. How that will play with the "normie" crew that uses Twitter will have to be seen. And how the different government branches, both in the US and the EU, that were keeping an eye over Twitter as hawks over a rabbit running on a clear field will also something interesting to pay attention to.
It would also mean that a bunch of projects that were happening are now not happening. A project can take a long time. Imagine they were doing a UI revamp and it was going to take 2 years.
Users wouldn't see any of that work until it finally launched.
Now, 1.5 years in, the whole team is fired. On the outside it looks like nothing changed, but now no new UI will launch in 6 months. The site can still be up, but basically all the future plans and improvements will stop.
This!
Also, there are multiple things that can be going wrong at a level that the average user just don't see. Even if it's not technology failing. Like, people are uploading entire movies at Twitter now because the rumor mill says their DMCA takedown system doesn't work: but honestly, I don't know if that's true or if it's just they have fired too many contractors and now no one is there to review a message queue that has been filling for three weeks already, but whatever it is, it's because of the lay-offs.
Or Musk announcing they are bringing back all the racists and straight up Nazis that were permabanned, but "next week". Why does it takes them so long? Probably because this is something that needs to be done by hand, and they don't have enough folks to do it quickly.
You know, people in Tumblr are extraordinarily resilient to bugs. God bless your souls, seriously. There are things that were bugged in the old web post editor that got fixed when we built the new one... And we ended getting bug reports in the new editor because people have built entire workflows based on the original unfixed bugs.
But the thing is Tumblr, even in its peak of popularity, never got much bigger than we are now, so the level of service people is used to is still "things get broken and someone needs to go to the basement with a big wrench, fix them and return all covered in grease and dust", not "technology is indistinguishable from magic and things just work", like Twitter or Facebook. And that's the difference between being 200 and being 7000.
But while having a greasy and dusty gal with a giant wrench going around your site was a common sight in the early 2000-2010 internet, and may still be a thing in smaller platforms, the big ones have made people used to believe everything works with magic and elf farts. So it's going to be interesting to see how they react when they start seeing the odd people with the wrenches around again.
SHUT UP ABOUT THE PASSAGE OF TIME
SHUT UP. ABOUT THE PASSAGE OF TIME
The years start coming
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I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.
This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?
In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:
On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.
On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.
You're welcome. Now get reblogging.
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

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Seeing more and more blogs without a [username].tumblr.com site which means you can only view their blogs in tumblr.com/[username] mode, and I realized just the other day that nowadays you have to manually go to your blog settings and toggle the “enable custom theme” switch to have a browser site activated.
I REALLY recommend activating this! Especially if you’re an artist or if you have a themed blog, like if you reblog fanart for a specific fandom or ship. First and foremostly you can change the whole theme if you want to, you can really just go wild with building your personal aesthetic for your page.
But what I think is even more important, is that you NEED to “enable custom theme” to enable access to your archive! The link [username].tumblr.com/archive doesn’t work if you don’t have this enabled!
If you post art or archive fanart or fandom content of any kind, letting people access your archive makes it so much easier for people (and yourself) to find older art on your blog or to look for something you drew a while ago that they remember loving and want to look at again.
We talk lots about how on Tumblr old art gets to circulate, and the archive is part of how that works. It’s a really useful tool in finding good content that isn’t brand new. And especially if you are good at tagging, it’s very easy to filter the archive to find ship content or meta or fics, whatever you want to find.
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