don’t play it cool

is it just me or is it a little bisexual in here

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

people become so beautiful when you love them. do y'all know about this

i would make the worst kind of vampire because i would always be like "hey check out how long i can go without blood lol" as a form of guilty self-harm poorly disguised as discipline and then black out and binge-slaughter a bunch of people, only reinforcing my conviction that i need to develop better self control by starving myself as often as possible

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?