Super Mario Exists

reminder to donate to gazafunds, a project that highlights random crowdfunding campaigns for people trying to evacuate from gaza

she turnin on my timmy… nine months later we some fairly odd parents

Good thing i have a wednesday to thursday transformation fetish

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

DON'T announce your crimes, idiot

The purpose of my pervious posts on this matter were a distraction from my true plan to dig a big hole underneath the street pole in the sewer line and pull the entire sign underground like buggs bunny sucking down a carrot

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

i transformed into lala

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

Would you eat something called 'Cream of Burger' soup?

Yeah probably but that's because I'm a piece of shit

wombat

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid