but it's weak and broken and it's covered in gasoline

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

like 10 takes of “he was there the day the towers fell” and one of “they were there the day the towers fell”

me personally i just don't think anyone needs headlights powerful enough to light up twelve miles of road at a time

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

“stabbing crying killing hot” has a fantastic ring to it

the thing about misogyny is that nothing makes apparent how prevalent it is faster than just pointing out misogyny, which will have people scuttering out of the damn sewers like ninja turtles to accuse you of being an overly sensitive shit-stirring know-nothing who's making up things to be offended about. which is actually also pretty misogynistic, but if you point it out people will come scuttering out of the damn sewers—

Any character can be aspec if you love them enough

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

absolutely god bless people who are into those Object Shows (?) because it's So Goddamn Fun to read the posts. "you don't understand Pencil's true motives here, Hair Dye lied to him. Squirrel Taxidermy would NEVER betray Keurig Machine OR Smegma-covered Wiimote like that" i have a fever of 107 degrees and i don't want it to stop

I love these guys although they're also usually 10 feet long so I wouldn't call them little.

Hello I am his mother and I do love him

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny