but it's weak and broken and it's covered in gasoline

(guy in charge of purchasing at warner voice) yeah hi I just wanted to double check something with you- yeah under "woman to be mean to me" I noticed you have three salaries listed, I'm assuming that's only meant to be one... Oh, yeah, okay, definitely three, can I just ask- okay, so two of them are singers, and the other... She looks at you? And tells the clerk to slap you harder? Well actually I wanted to talk to you about him too-

Hi, yeah, just one more thing, I thought you already had a costuming team, but here it says you've requested a tailor too, have you changed the- oh, okay. So that's just for the puppet- yes, yes, the gentleman, sorry- and it absolutely has to be a tailor? ...He insisted? He as in the gentleman? ...right, yeah, and do you want me to up your therapists payroll too?

Watching Armand in the interview in season 2 and thinking about the feeling of sitting and talking with people and having to perform personhood the whole time. Telegraphing your reactions, keeping careful control over all your movements, tailoring your speech to your audience. He's an open wound dressed up as a person and he's deperate to hide it but the fact that no one sees it is so horrifically lonely. And he's been at it in one way or another for 500 years, give or take. He should get to kill whoever he wants.

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

Assad "Eric is like a granddad to me" Zaman vs Eric "Armand is literally like my wife" Bogosian

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

Talking to allo people who haven’t really interrogated how society has told them to view sex feels like that bit in SpongeBob where Patrick keeps failing to put his hand on the lid

Sex is just a thing. No it’s just an activity. It doesn’t have to be… no listen it’s just an activity. An activity. It’s just a thing. A thing. No it’s not the same for everyone it’s just an activity. No it’s a value neutral activity. An activity. An activity.

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from sorryThatHappened reading: as an allo person why was my first thought "oh so sex is like playing wario land 3" /End ID]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man