but it's weak and broken and it's covered in gasoline

I invested in Devil's Minion stocks without realizing Louis de Pointe du Lac was a majority shareholder

love between vampires can be one thing, or it can be countless things. however you want me, i can be that for you. you said you want me to be present as your maker? i can be a maker for you. i want to be your maker. disregard the last 500 years in which i was repulsed by the idea. i don't have any complicated feelings about that at all. you said you want cool vampire powers even though you're a three year old fledgling? i can help you become a daywalker, a skill that apparently takes centuries to develop. you're an investigative journalist, don't you want a scandal on lestat? i can give you a scandal. i want to help you finish that job. lestat fucks his mom. isn't that good? aren't i useful? aren't i worth keeping around?

(guy in charge of purchasing at warner voice) yeah hi I just wanted to double check something with you- yeah under "woman to be mean to me" I noticed you have three salaries listed, I'm assuming that's only meant to be one... Oh, yeah, okay, definitely three, can I just ask- okay, so two of them are singers, and the other... She looks at you? And tells the clerk to slap you harder? Well actually I wanted to talk to you about him too-

Hi, yeah, just one more thing, I thought you already had a costuming team, but here it says you've requested a tailor too, have you changed the- oh, okay. So that's just for the puppet- yes, yes, the gentleman, sorry- and it absolutely has to be a tailor? ...He insisted? He as in the gentleman? ...right, yeah, and do you want me to up your therapists payroll too?

Watching Armand in the interview in season 2 and thinking about the feeling of sitting and talking with people and having to perform personhood the whole time. Telegraphing your reactions, keeping careful control over all your movements, tailoring your speech to your audience. He's an open wound dressed up as a person and he's deperate to hide it but the fact that no one sees it is so horrifically lonely. And he's been at it in one way or another for 500 years, give or take. He should get to kill whoever he wants.

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by