but it's weak and broken and it's covered in gasoline

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

being anti-amatonormativity in a romance centered world is like watching half the people you know put all their eggs in one basket and then drop the basket and all their eggs break and they’re crying and swearing they’re never gonna do that again and then a month later they have all new eggs in a new basket and they tell you the problem was they didn’t have a strong enough basket or fresh enough eggs and then they drop the fucking basket again.

I think some people on this post don’t know what the phrase “don’t put all your eggs in one basket” means… or why it means that.

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

(sending a normal message and getting a normal response) theres no coming back from this

”feminine sanitary napkins..” PADS PADS PADS PADS PADS PADS PADS PADS PADADADADADADDADS

Reality check: is that media character really a "failgirl", or is she just thirty?

Like, I don't disagree that fandom spaces need to get a whole lot more cool about women who suck, but I feel like women-who-suck advocacy in fandom spaces is often operating under a notion of what "failure" looks like that contains some conspicuously gendered double standards.

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

Would you be comfortable with me sharing the story of how I got these scars

That would have been an incredible episode of Batman: The Animated Series, though. Joker gets out of Arkham, having convinced the psychs he's rehabilitated by speaking in fluent Therapy. Bats spends the entire episode losing his mind, because he KNOWS it's an act because NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT and Joker reacts with total calm and understanding when he finds Batman in his pantry at 2AM. "You're violating a boundary right now, but I realize this behavior is caused by a history of trauma. Can we talk about how your inability to trust negatively affects those around you?" Meanwhile steam is just coming out of Batman's ears

Are you in the right headspace to receive information on you potentially being overserious?