in pursuit of pleasure

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

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the problem with being angry as a person of color is that white people are always going to hold it against you no matter how justified your anger is

the problem with being angry and also having your anger weaponized as proof you are "aggressive" and "uncooperative" is that even when you take down your anger several notches, even when you think you have managed to control the part of yourself that wants to scream and yell and curse and instead you try and take to your problems with a more modulated tone, you will, in the end, still make a white woman cry. and that makes you the aggressor and not the victim

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I've decided that summer 2027 is the summer of getting high at the aquarium and buzzing my head again

I know summer 2026 isn't over yet but i've got other things i need to be doing like holding down a job and sewing my ren faire costume. So i can't get high at the aquarium yet. That's for next year ten

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man