Believer of Fate

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

I will stress... No matter the system, vote. Always vote. Vote in every election. If nothing else motivates you, just remember that you need to vote because there's someone you cannot stand who is voting in that election, even the local one, for something that is going to bother or hurt you for the rest of your life.

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand