Come, benthic brethren!

i haven't got ANY noticeable psychological issues #NormalGirl

every time I post about how awesome it is to be a girl some dude comes along and goes "this but about men" fuck youuu. hands off!! this is a girl post for girls. no boys allowed

we already have a mechanism for telling men that it's awesome to be them, it's called society

They should sell tentacle bath bombs at lush that molest you

[ID: Tweet by michael (user FilledwithUrine) that says: "sat in the sunlight for 15 minutes and remembered i'm actually full of love and also i should start several different projects and not finish them" /End ID]

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

liking someone will turn you into a cannibal if you’re doing it correctly btw

*goes limp and passive but in a way that feels more dangerous somehow*

*doesn't protest or react but you can't help but feel like i'm doing it on purpose*

a concerning number of you are tagging this as the vampire armand

local woman doesnt choose career family or even freedom