Come, benthic brethren!

i haven't got ANY noticeable psychological issues #NormalGirl

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

Everybody talking about how diy hrt is so haaaard and dangerousssss is lying btw it's literally fine. Yes even for testosterone. Do you know how many cis dudes are taking grey market steroids? Nobody gives a shit unless you're going through customs or already getting pulled over for something else

Also the whole "taking t is dangerous for your health" thing like. It's not going to turn your blood into pudding and kill you. Do you know how much higher than the suggested max/cis male dosage you have to go for anything weird to start happening? You are not going to accidentally overdose on a sex hormone your body already naturally produces. Your body will start converting it to estrogen (which still isn't ideal, sure) Long before it reaches that point. It's Literally Fine. Do your actual research on this don't let detrans grifters scare you out of at least Reading About It as a possibility

You can also get bitcoin via cashapp in like two seconds, yknow, if you don't want to email some dubious website your banking information. None of this is as hard as they want you to think it is

I also like to point out that the HRT you see online is generally legit, especially if you're using a source that has been approved and vetted by the community. If it's not gray market stuff that's just the actual medication, but from another country, then it's almost certainly something that was made with a level of care and safety. People will take DIY vials and send them off to be tested in labs. People have made sure that this stuff is safe and they wouldn't be recommending it unless it was something that they felt was safe and effective.

^ Yeah literally. It's not like. Being made in a bathtub or something. It's just dropshipping. I've Heard about homebrewed estrogen being Fine anyway but you can literally just order medicine from other countries

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

If you design a shampoo bottle that you can't stand upside down so the last of the shampoo will run into the top of the bottle where you can squirt it out, what the hell are you doing?

what they don’t tell you is that every worthwhile meal prep is secretly either curry or chili. now this may sound bad and boring and tiresome to eat nothing but curry and chili forever. but the other thing they don’t tell you is that a man can live on curry and chili for many years. possibly forever. they haven’t found the limit yet

mfs be reacting when they should be pondering

mfs be reacting when they should be pondering