I Got That Dog In Me

you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t do that. It’s been proven that it makes them think pain is “funny” and they will turn into killers -___-

but what about you OP?

Talk about whiplash

Alright, well it’s a movie about a guy wanting to be a jazz drummer and the instructor he has is very cruel and abusive - but although his methods have driven a past student to kill himself, in the end the main guy is able to drum solo really fast so it all works out!

summoning old lady lovers

my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked club, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

“I just need to learn how to seem more normal and they’ll leave me alone,” she thought, lacking any ability to understand why the boys they said were her peers seemed to hate her from the moment they met her

Patriarchal society teaches boys to hate girls and believe it or not being a girl involuntarily sorted into boys spaces can very often mean being seen as an acceptable (and even deserving) target for that prejudice

Take me away, soft Norwegian travel butch

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank