You're gonna rattle the stars, you are.

Reputation? I have a reputation?

FOOD IN MOVIES

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

If you’re younger, you may not know Patrick Swayze; he was Taken From Us in 2009. But Patrick Swayze was an icon of masculinity. Men were willing to watch romantic movies because Patrick Swayze was in them.

Patrick Swayze was fucking beefcake.

And this man didn’t just agree to do a movie where the only time he’s not actually in drag is the first three minutes, which involve stepping out of the shower, doing make up, and getting Dressed. He has ONE LINE that is delivered in a man’s voice, and it’s not during those three minutes.

And if you watch those three minutes, you see a stark difference between his portrayal of Miss Vida Bohéme and Wesley Snipes as Noxeema Jackson. (I am not criticizing Snipes’ performance. They were different roles.) Noxeema was a comedy character. Chi-Chi was a comedy character. But Miss Vida Bohéme was a dramatic role, played by a dramatic powerhouse.

When Vida sits down in front of the mirror, she sees a man. And she doesn’t like it.

Then she puts her hair up, and her face lights up.

“Ready or not,” she says. “Here comes Mama.”

And while Noxeema is having fun with her transformation (at one point breaking into a giggling fit after putting on pantyhose), Vida is simply taking pleasure in bringing out her true self. And when she’s done, she sees this:

And you can FEEL her pride.

I wasn’t as enchanted with Felicity’s stories as I was with Addy’s — but I’m glad to have now read them! I remember horses being like, a big deal in the ‘90s. Hello young folk, please tell me, a grizzled old woman, are horses still cool? 🐎 I will be sharing your stories near the end of September as a way to celebrate @americangirlbrand’s 35th anniversary. If you grew up loving American Girls, if you dressed up as an AG for Halloween, if you have a AG-related story, can you send it to me? Email me at jillianschoettle (at) gmail (dot) com or DM me! And if Felicity wasn’t your girl, I’m reading Molly next!