i finally am what i am

"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

I think I deserve a FFF threesome as a little treat

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything

i have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water.

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.