i finally am what i am

i miss………. kent parson

whenever people complain about fandom spaces being "cliquey" im always like. do you mean people having friends. that they talk to. like what does that even mean

a fandom "clique" is when some friends have a group chat. a fandom "cult" is when someone has a popular tumblr account #iamlearning

to Me it always comes off like people feeling left out and struggling to make friends in fandom and feeling frustrated about that. and i sympathize deeply bc this has been my experience irl for most of my life. but at the end of the day man you are just not entitled to people's friendship. people are allowed to have a group of friends they interact with and talk to and no one is maliciously excluding you i promise

we make fun of americans and their burgers but a good burger at the right moment really will return your will to live, is the thing

I think so many problems online can be solved by either going "damn, not my problem" or simply sending a screenshot to a group chat

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

I think I deserve a FFF threesome as a little treat

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything