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can the pope die the same day as the oscars so the ceremony gets kinda awkward whenever conclave gets mentioned

and to my only grandson, i bequeath the estate in aspen, under the strict stipulation that he dresses like a girl for a year. if he fails, then it shall be given to his evil cousin, whose name i never did catch

was playing 20 questions on the 8 hour drive to visit my grandparents & after like 10 minutes of utterly fruitless questioning my brother suddenly asks me with such exasperation & contempt "is it some sort of petrified remains"

it was ötzi .

the thing about house md is that house is attracted to men but would never admit that, not because hes ashamed or repressed, but because if that fact became known chase specifically would start being really weird about it and would start awkwardly saying "or ... it could be hiv?" during differentials because he thinks its inclusive to suggest it

Nice rain today,yes? We picked a few raindrops out just for you. Which one is your favorite?

Finding out that the Nazis privatized industry at a time in which such a thing was unheard of until decades later with neoliberalism has had my brain on fire. I already knew fascism was capitalist but this is the most capitalist.

what the hell

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