captain's blog

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

[looking at the huge & threatening volcano in front of me]: ooobh i got Pliny off time

this is how they make lacroix

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)