Boring

manipulator

Showed my cat, she stared unflinchingly into the phone, eyes deadset on judgement.

Excited Screaming!!!

you know merlin being insane and also all powerful And Also completely ignorant abt physics is actually really concerning bc what if arthur was like i hate that the days get shorter during winter and he was like oh is the night bothering you king? and then just fucking messed up earth’s rotation around the sun

i remembered a fic i read where he like did Not let it rain for two weeks bc he noticed that sunny days make arthur happier and like. i dunno we dodged bullets we didnt even know abt is all im saying

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

being in your mid twenties is a little bit like being drawn and quartered

Yea, just started my 20s but already living it 😔

at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac

normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

@the-gay-goblin

Brings me peace of mind when this comes around every year 😌

the fact that forrest got caught the minute the 17th started (exactly at midnight) means that the chocolate bar is either just that powerful or forrest really procrastinated on running and the fact that they got caught is frankly on them :/

I thought this meant the guy from forest gump 😳

Cannot not reblog.

boy am i glad this has so many notes

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

I love this post!

A good post

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

I like that people included male rape victims as well! This is a good post

always always reblog

This is amazing as a two time survivor it’s fucking time to hear this shit debunked! Hate has no place!

Can not not reblog. 

Absolutely correct!

No stop liking thisss im delirious they’re just besties ahhh

legitimate fucking lifehack: discord server literally just for yourself to keep track of stuff over devices. links. reminders and checklists. all neatly divided into categories. search function and dates. why didnt i do this earlier oh my god.

what the fuck what the fuck this is genius what the fuck

I tried it but i literally cant give enough fucks to keep up with putting stuff in it or using it

my friends and I created a place named fifth street. it's a...well. thats a good question. what is this place? (cw unreality, horror elements, descriptions of violence, death)

all of you getting "a street" are defintively dieing first in a horror movie. girl WATCH OUT

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you