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dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

what does this mean help

It means get sillay or perish

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

u ever get a new follower and think. well this isnt gonna last

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"

*old man bemoaning the fall of civilization voice* we used to have the locative case...

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

kind of fascinating that oedipus never seems to have considered "well maybe i shouldn't get married at all" as a solution to his propheecy

controversial post with the milf fandom

adderall is a kind of maid that helps with doing chores around the house

SCIENTISTS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW well actually it’s just one scientist and she’s just really nervous and a little shy and like don’t tell her that I told you but she has a crush on you

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically