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Bo Katan bringing the dragon babies back to the Covert as 'foundlings': This is great. This is going so well. I'm going to get such a good grade in my new religion, something both normal to want and possible to achieve.

*reading my own fanfiction* he would NOT fucking say that

TommyInnit could never do Hermitcraft but he would absoloutely kill 3rd Life. I want to see him to build the ugliest castle in existence and kill people for sport. Grian would hate it which means it's the best idea I've ever had. Give him a gun even

If he's your boyfriend why am I running him over in my fast and furious car. Why am I running him over in my fast and furious car, you ask? Oh, you see he's killed me in all of our past lives. What do you mean "he's already dead"? That little asshole is fooling you. Look at him. Yeah no sorry I wasn't looking at him I was looking at my fast and furious car. I love my car :) its so fast. And furious. And i can run your boyfriend over in it. sorry what were we talking about? Oh, he's dead dead? Cringe. You know what isn't dead? My car. I love my car. I love my car. I love running people over in my car. Your boyfriend won't know what hit him

Oh yeah pfft dictators suck. We should change that. Oh you want democracy? No no I meant they should make me a dictator. I am normal. Im well adjusted. Murder is only like my second resort, my first is making big long speeches and being dramatic. I don't even want to kill my wife. How feminist is that? I even let her go outside sometimes. You see I'm a dictator for the people. When I arrest people for looking at me funny I let them have oxygen in their cells so they can breathe. I made a minimum wage and some work unions. The world is saved. When they put me in the dictator tierlist I'm going to be in A tier at minimum. Wait what? My approval rating dipped by 0.4%? This is my wife's fault. Oh sorry, it's not her fault haha I just said that on instinct. Shes having an affair. What do you mean I'm making things up, she said hello to her ex and everything. Okay fine nevermind then. How much murder do I need to do to get my approval rating back up. No murder? Seriously? Can i at least kill five people. Well i ignored everything you just said and just killed ten people. why did my approval rating dip just again. What do you mean "dictators are bad" I'm the best dictator ever

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old