wanted: lobotomist (no experience needed)

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

I went to the club and it was empty...i touched grass and it was dry and wilting at the blade tips. And it was dark. And I was cold

Tried standing with my feet in a stream but it wasn't the same river and I wasn't the same man

if a tigergirl got off topic during a conversation she would wave her paw and say "but i tigress"

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

Show daddy that nice picture again