wanted: lobotomist (no experience needed)

just clicked a sausage link

we just dont know why music happens

sick to my fucking stomach for all the times i begged to be loved and seen by anyone lmao

Well I think it was brave

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

the slo-mo replay of bellingham’s “HOW the FUCK”. cinema

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

my stupid fucking plant roommate opened all my soda cans and only drank the carbon dioxide in them