wanted: lobotomist (no experience needed)

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you might be the most enlightened person on the planet

youre the stupidest guy i ever met and youre stupid

ok when did i say that

She's smoking a cigarette, a lonely Tumbleweed rolls by... she drops the cig and crushes it with her beautiful leather cowboy boot... she opens her mouth and breathes out the last puff of smoke... "meow"

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao