wanted: lobotomist (no experience needed)

we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh

#Flintstones #meme

Ya Ba do!

Not what he says

Ya Ba do!

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

BORING! BANAL! PREDICTABLE! CLICHÉ! AND WORST OF ALL… PROFOUNDLY UNCHIC!

last night was a forgotten 2007 flickr photo

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle