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laterkiss

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

btw if you’re ever making any sort of space for dykes you need to make it LOUD AND EXPLICIT that transfem dykes are welcome. they do not have the luxury of assuming that is the case.

#dyke #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #transfem #c’text

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stargazersasha1

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

stargazersasha1

mature content

#remember when this website used to be a LITTLE BIT SUBTLE about its transmisogynistic censorship #anyway post is completely true

mochipuchi

trying to interrogate the last boy that went to jupiter to get more stupider, but he bit down on an estradiol like a fucking cyanide capsule and I didn't get anything from her!

dreamyslothbunny

Decades of stupidity vanished in an instance, just like that, swallowed by the sands of time. What drives a man to seek ignorance over knowledge? Ironically, the answer will remain a mystery. But maybe it’s for the best; afterall, some stone are best left unturned, and unturned it will remain in the twilight zone.

grimeclown

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

grimeclown

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

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mossspores

life if comes fucks me

ntrider

I love saying "cute..." about stuff. because a lot of stuff is cute...

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apas-95

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

whaile

late summer / early fall thoughts

amazoogle

wow. you're scrolling perfectly

winonaparadise

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

winonaparadise

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

transhumanisticpanspermia

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

winonaparadise

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

#the people’s joker mention

pingo1387

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

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jelloapocalypse

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

bish0ps

Women in your area are attacking regardless of target

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