One Nice Bug Per Day
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
NASA
Keni
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
ellievsbear
todays bird
Color Me Curious
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
ojovivo
art blog(derogatory)
macklin celebrini has autism
Doug Jones
seen from Colombia
seen from Colombia
seen from Canada
seen from China
seen from Finland
seen from Chile
seen from Italy
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Indonesia
seen from New Zealand
seen from Philippines
seen from United States
seen from Vietnam
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
@wet-paiint
the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
late summer / early fall thoughts
wow. you're scrolling perfectly
i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.
I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.
op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.
(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)
girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!
having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
Women in your area are attacking regardless of target
they should make a beverage from a plant steeped in warm water to extract its properties
I don't think that would work though, because the plants usually want to keep their properties so nothing is extracted.
see you would think that'd be the case but the warm water would take the properties in my scenario
When she's an adult woman and you're mutually attracted to each other
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"
when the grocery bag has spring onions sticking out.......
I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days
the hole isnt even that bad
I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.
Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
used to think you were my bud but i got weiser
