wanted: lobotomist (no experience needed)

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

crossfaded on chamomile and bedtime stories

deadbeat group chat member

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

I went to the club and it was empty...i touched grass and it was dry and wilting at the blade tips. And it was dark. And I was cold

Tried standing with my feet in a stream but it wasn't the same river and I wasn't the same man

if a tigergirl got off topic during a conversation she would wave her paw and say "but i tigress"

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”