wanted: lobotomist (no experience needed)

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

crossfaded on chamomile and bedtime stories

deadbeat group chat member

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

I went to the club and it was empty...i touched grass and it was dry and wilting at the blade tips. And it was dark. And I was cold

Tried standing with my feet in a stream but it wasn't the same river and I wasn't the same man