[ID: A tweet from user @ sskyeh, reading, “D&D item: twin brass knuckles named Thoughts & Prayers that deal psychic and radiant damage respectively”]

This sounds like a vibe check

one of the most fascinating youtube subcultures imo is the MRE taste testing community…like those folks who get their hands on military ready to eat meals and do unboxings and taste tests of them? because usually theyre perfectly normal and just interested in testing what militaries around the world eat right now. but some of these folks go the extra mile. they go so hard they threaten to destroy themselves with their own hubris. some of these people are flying towards the sun at alarming rates and are going to not only melt their wings but also their 100 year old preserved foods, causing them to plummet to their deaths, their corpses reduced to stewing in the seawater mixed with the remains of the WWII soviet pea soup they brought with them. im watching a dude eat meat from a 1902 british military ration right now. my dude is deadass out here calmly trying to become the last casualty of the fucking second boer war. as an archivist and general antiques lover ive put my hands on some horrifyingly old and dirty things but the idea of ingesting legitimate american civil war hardtack makes me want to get my stomach surgically removed and i am just so FASCINATED by these people who see these military antiques and think “nice, there’s lunch right there”

“the smell is just awful” SIR you are BOILING cow meat that predates the FIRST WORLD WAR you are boiling beef from a cow that existed at the same time as ELIZABETH CADY STANTON sir this can of beef was canned during the fucking DREYFUS AFFAIR what pray tell WHAT did you EXPECT from this TURN OF THE CENTURY CAN OF MEAT

passing this along to the jesuits, those absolute mad men.

@apocrypals

I have literally had tortilla and grape juice communion

@gallusrostromegalus

I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perceptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. it’s important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. it’s important to me to have that kind of synchrony.

common values >> common interests

op u were wrong you can reblog this any month of 2020

Concept: basically Among Us, except if you don’t perform your tasks in an OSHA compliant fashion there’s a random chance you’ll accidentally kill yourself. The imposters can’t murder anyone directly, they can only create workplace hazards or sabotage tasks to require precautions they ordinarily wouldn’t.

Like to charge, fucking reblog to cast

thought this was talking about a real physical landslide that crushed both candidates & killed them

almost as wacky as when dean was laying on the floor

almost as wacky as when craig made toast

Holy fuck what

These movies CHANGED ME

This is one of my favourite parts of the whole trilogy. It’s haunting.

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.

Rasputin was an old god from times before humans

He is like a cleric gone wild

“did rasputin do something problematic” i am going to die

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

Reblogging for some added help for the coming months

oh btw: if you live in Massachusetts, Right to Repair is on the ballot, which forces companies which lock you out of your own machine via apps, effectively forcing you to rely on them for support, to surrender the mechanical data, allowing you to repair your own machinery! Vote yes on right to repair!