Clever title

i need to do a little craft with my hands

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

I suck at my job. I'm a terrible husband and father. I have absolutely nothing going for me except my ability to write muppet erotica. I know what its like to be the pony with the shittiest cutie mark. God made every creature for a specific reason, and I am the angel he made with the sole purpose of falling from grace

Most Bro Strider coded post of all time maybe

Guess who’s reblogging turble again

Guess who's smiling about somebody reblogging turble again :3

Pond horsey

Chip used to escape into the pine barrens and go in ponds to eat yellow pond lilies. This brings back memories.

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

I need a polite way to email multiple people in a business environment that says, "Are you having an AI chat write your email replies? Because these are incoherent sentences and if it's a chatbot, I need you to stop."

I'm not trying to accuse anyone of communicating like an angry toddler with zero sense of object permanence, but I have received an awful lot of communications which ask for help with "it" while not specifying what "it" is, or asking me to send something while telling me they have it in the same sentence.