Clever title

i need to do a little craft with my hands

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

........... THAT'S where the groan tube singing thing comes from?!??!?!

urbanist guys will be like “the way to solve the housing crisis is the market building more houses” which is funny because king county has added 100k new houses since 2008, but somehow the median price of a house doubled instead of going down. that must be the market correcting itself, right?