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i need to do a little craft with my hands

(knows nothing about a subject) I Should Start An Ambitious Project

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[ID: tumblr tags reading: *has character development* Woah (all caps)!!! not yet pal /end ID]

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

forever inlove with the view of sunsets, moon and night skies

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

one of the worst irl debuffs is "something in the kitchen smells weird but you cant find it". you have to just do the rituals and hope for the best (taking out the trash, boiling water down the sink, look for lost potatoes etc)

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)

thinking about how the 90s blair witch games released in reverse chronological order therefore spoiling pivotal reveals in the first game which was the last game and of course heavily based on twin peaks. while also being a crossover with a completely different video game that the studio knew was never going to get a proper sequel. so they just kind of went for it. dale cooper is there.

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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alcohol

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