burt's hard bees

what is really more embarrassing, wearing a fursuit and pretending to be an animal or wearing clothes and pretending not to be

tell me, will,

Buys a humidifier and dehumidifier. Faces them towards each other. Sits on my throne as I watch them fight to the death.

the reason mob wins his fights is because he tells people to their faces that they're friendless pathetic losers and he feels bad for them, and he means it so genuinely. like how do you come back from that

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

the sound isn't necessary, but it does add a quality

unstoppable force (i want to see this tragic character survive and heal) vs immovable object (their death was the most thematic and narratively satisfying resolution possible for their character arc and anything less than death just feels cheap)

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