γοεδνὰ δ᾽ ἀνθεμίζομαι;

your honor i was just being a little silly

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

(flirting) i could be your problem

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

crazy how your only options for romance these days are to redownload hinge or to give up on love and become a lighthouse keeper. ah well.

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.