Maybe we'll fall in love when I get home

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

being obsessed with your partner is so necessary for a healthy relationship. i can’t believe ya’ll made that corny. ego is insane.