Brubs

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

Sometimes happiness looks like staying at home, minding your business, telling people no and doing you.

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it

This gif speaks All Hammer so much. This was the All Hammer cleaning his tears after reuniting with Bahamut

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

I've watched a lot, and I mean a lot, of jackie chan style kung fu movies and I just gotta say that this is a brilliant joke that is absolutely worthy of and SHOULD appear in one

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor