kim, you stupid girl

true love for The Character shows itself when you imagine them suicidal with grief

a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It's been a hot minute since I've seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I'll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.

Doing the equivalent of shoving my Barbies into @hotdadlicense 's hands & demanding she play with me

jokes on you i just sent u 3k of mcd that i typed directly into the signal app you are WELCOME

one thing ill never get out of my head is ryan going from "i want it to look like you" to "it'll never be me" to "please tell me it's really you". absolutely sickening

life gets better when you realise you can write the most vile, irredeemable, perverse fiction ever and no one can stop you

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of america

i shouldn't have to work. i should be allowed to write fic all day. i should be allowed to roll around in the trash with zero consequences and even fewer spreadsheets. i just want to make the characters suffer :( is that too much to ask?

I think a fandom becomes more interesting when people are allowed to explore uncomfortable ideas instead of pretending they don't exist