kim, you stupid girl

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

Would like to apologise to all my mutuals who ever dmed me and later became a victim of my terrible communication skills 🥀🥀