kim, you stupid girl

every day i have to try and trick myself into thinking doing tasks is better than doing fuck all but my brain knows on an instinctive level that doing fuck all is my one true calling

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

list of mutuals that are FUNDAMENTAL for a healthy dashboard ecosystem (in no particular order): complainers, 30 year olds, emotionally stunted women, underachievers, people with a sedentary lifestyle, eastern europeans, workaholics and last but not least killjoy feminists

I might seem okay but deep down I wanna go on a vacation every month

dj run that track again before I take my own life