dogboydyke

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

you can literally be a fat person who eats less calories than "needed" per day and when you see a doctor for anything they'll be like "have you tried the 5 Day Mcdonalds Cleanse diet? its where you don't eat mcdonalds everyday for 5 days"

and like idgaf if fat people are "overeating" on fast food daily like thats body autonomy (don't support mcdonalds tho) but it is very telling how doctors dont understand how fatness works like at all

"Have you tried walking more" Yea I actually have and since i don't like passing out it causes me to have to eat to stock up on the energy that takes. But I guess you're the doctor here and you know that walking even more will somehow change that.

THAT PART KILLS ME bc in my situation rn i get well over 12k steps daily most days of the week because of the nature of my job and doctors will see me and immediately be like "you need to walk more" anyway, they do not customize their advice for us or our situations at all, its all the same

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

i hear they're putting pussy in arizona green tea lately

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day