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anyway we're gonna be loudly disabled this month

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

@corvin-afton its not a want is a need

@its-beau-offical hey I lowk need your help, it’s @/killer-offical s bday tmrrw so I’m trying to get one random (it’s abt their art they made for themselves so not that random) post of theirs to blow up unnaturally, are you willing to help?

i need this

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

I WILL ASSIST?

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

Hermit crab??

THAT’S THE BITCH

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

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I think I'll start blaming all my problems on the US government

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

im on the acespec myself so hell yeah

ficto ace myself!’

Acespec person here!

acespec here

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”