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remember when snl played a large part in normalizing trump when he hosted before the 2016 election?? and how years later it still stands out as a massive mistake on their part bc it made him seem harmless when we know he wasn’t? anyway that’s what I’m thinking about rn with elon musk hosting tonight
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*drives up to the humane society and yells out my window* YEAH I’D LIKE A MEDIUM PEPSI
someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old
Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)
Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.
Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.
Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!
Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.
Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.
Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)
Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.
Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?
Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.
Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!
So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.
Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”
thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated
A handy table for everyone:
Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.
Okay that table is a work of art
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1800s-1900s Portraits Of Native American Teen Girls Show Their Unique Beauty And Style (15+ Pics)
I love love love seeing historical/archival photos of people who are not white Christian Europeans :)
this is my fave from the source, tho.
You have no fucking idea how much i love you for the sources.
But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk
Okay, as much as we joke about 1 HP Sans, I honestly don’t think he really has just 1 HP.
Now, we all know that Sans is the only monster who doesn’t turn into dust once you defeat him; rather, he walks off screen. However, if you actually check your kill count stats before and after defeating Sans, Sans is not counted as a kill. Yes, defeating him adds to your EXP, LV, and HP. But your Kill Count stays at 105! Here is proof from a playthrough a friend of mine did.
But you DO make a hit on him!
So if this doesn’t actually kill him, what’s up with that? WHO ARE YOU SANS
EVERYBODY HOLD THE PHONE I JUST REALIZED HOW SANS COULD SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVE A MAX HP OF ONE AND SURVIVE THIS ATTACK
WHAT DOES SANS DO ALL DAY???? SLEEP. HE SLEEPS.
APPARENTLY I STAND CORRECTED IT IS STILL POSSIBLE FOR SANS TO CANONICALLY HAVE A MAXIMUM HP OF ONE I’M???????????
#this motherfucker has 10000000/1 hp thats ten fucking million why are you a god sans because naptime
He’s so intensely good at loopholing his own game.
You cant fight vendors, so he sells hotdogs, ensuring you never get the chance to fight him b4 judgement day. Sleeping keeps his health high, so he sleeps. He can tell when you have or havent killed anyone, and adjusts his interactions with you accordingly. And he does all this, all the while making himself out to be a nonissue, right up until the end of the game. Not even mentioning the secret lab behind the house.
Like… he’s scary smart. Like, uncle iroh “I’m a harmless goofball until I’m not” levels of smart. He’s the player’s biggest obstacle, and they have no idea until it’s too late.
obsessed with how recipes are expressly banned in ao3′s terms of service but underage is a main content tag
Like… cooking recipes?
like cooking recipes
Stand up.
I was very happy that
1) This episode was about the TARDIS team stopping someone else changing history, so it didn’t take away from Rosa choosing to do this all on her own and
2) that, especially in the current climate, we got an episode about how breaking an immoral law is the right thing to do
And that sometimes, if allies want to help, the best thing they can do is sit down.
I really loved the fact that as much as Team Tardis wanted to help, they didnt help her, or save her. I love that Graham was like “But it will make me uncomfortable, I will want to help!” ad the Doctor was like “You need to BE uncomfortable, and you need to let her do what she needs to do.”
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fellas, is it gay to not want to freeze to death at night?? 🤔
Yes who u gotta be warm for? A man?
#TaxTheRich
this is no joke. i looked around the reviews of several different candles just in case it could’ve been a single bad batch but nope.
these screenshots are only from like 4 or 5 different candles but i could’ve grabbed plenty more.
y’all, seriously, loss of smell is a possible effect of covid. if things don’t smell/taste as strong as you remember GET TESTED and ISOLATE. if someone you know is complaining about their candles not having a scent, inform them and encourage them to get tested. and wear a fucking mask, y’all.
Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that
Growing up in the u.s. feels a lot like being raised in a cult actually. There are an uncomfortable number of parallells
i uh. explain pls
just saying
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i think that when god made stealing a mortal sin he didn’t know that walmart would ever exist
I’m absolutely not a rabbi, but I’ve been thinking a lot about this, actually, and what stealing might mean to gd. and I know this post is probably a joke but like I said. been thinking about it a lot.
So what a lot of people may not know is that the Torah is mostly like. a farming manual. A day-to-day life guide for 6,000 years ago. And so it has instructions for harvesting, of course. But it says specifically that you shouldn’t reap all the way to the edge of your field, and that you should leave that for the poor. It also says that you shouldn’t take the fallen grapes from your vineyard, and to leave that also for the poor. And a lot more little things like that.
So why is it encouraged? Why doesn’t it count as stealing for the poor to take the food you grew?
I think that gd’s definition of stealing would, in this case, punish you if you did take the fallen food from your fields, because you’d be taking it from the mouths and bellies of people who clearly desperately need it. It’s not the poor who are stealing, because they are simply trying to survive. I think gd wants us to remember, in our harvests, in our successes, that we have a duty to give what we can to those who need it, and if we don’t, that’s stealing from our fellow human.
In other words, pouring bleach on edible food thrown in dumpsters is stealing, and a mortal sin.
What a decade this month has been
Time to add Yuri on Ice
