One of Nature's Bachelors

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.

you're receiving this email because we hate you

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

oh god shes collapsed someone get her a thai iced tea and a bowl of tofu pad see ew STAT!!!!!

I lost a lot in life but I got it all back so it's basically fine except for when I didn't have stuff.

The non-ensouled give birth not to children; but candy

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro