i don't know shit my dude! not a fuck!

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

I went to the bathroom and still heard the metal pole clanks and heard him say "how am I supposed to prepare myself for this!?"

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

hey can we. can we rewind to the part where tumblr has a regular problem with bone stealing scandals

they're prepping me for autopsy but i sit up and say "oh no thank you" and walk out of the room

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts