Start Doing Uppers With The Puppers

*kicks dirt* why didnt u reblog that from me

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

HEARTWARMING: Your Mutual That’s Pushing 30 Kins Master Shake and Laura Palmer

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

elvis died because she wasn't getting enough fiber

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.