Start Doing Uppers With The Puppers

You know how it is with dichotomies

it depends

Or it doesn't

a “contemporary” is when your mutual has the same fetishes as you

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

Do you knit or crochet? I think you would fit in well.

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

notice how everyones 30 now

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability