Start Doing Uppers With The Puppers

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

the world should be a better place for indigenous north americans

gets dragon insurance for my car in case a dragon fucks my car

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot