Start Doing Uppers With The Puppers

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

this isn’t a tumblr account, this is a historical record of how insane I am

does anyone know if it’s possible

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard

walk up in the club like what up i got a pip plup

I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get--" and they were like OHHH #36 WITH EXTRA NOODLES YOU'RE BACK and I almost cried

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny