Start Doing Uppers With The Puppers

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

Can you take my white ass to rainforest cafe

I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

do u mind if I practice my cruelty here. ok thanks

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

stop reblogging this post without the art this is the only version that exists now

I'm Scared Dot Com

Forward Slash Girl Help

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.