Start Doing Uppers With The Puppers

Mom openly admits she has to buy things in even numbers but refuses to get tested for anything because “she has enough with the diagnosis”

I keep forgetting and reminding myself I got paid today. It’s been like a pleasant surprise every time

Get an @ and it’s just a scam :(

I love that they don’t schedule me for shifts but I’m always around to fucking cover. Just put me in to begin with

I’m not gonna let someone who calls chat gpt by a name guilt me for being mildly interested in the met gala

There used to be a show announcement and we would all get excited and we would change our icons and banners to promo the show and leading up to it there would be artist announcements and it all lead up to Rave Day with pre show dinners and get ready parties. What happened lol

Fuck they just announced a secret show for a artist I love but I hate everyone who’s throwing the party 😐

What would happen if you microwaved a minon?