why am i here

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is about autism or lycanthropy

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

he/they delilah what's it like in pronouns city