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Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it
the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??
Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world
if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

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Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.
This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.
Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.
Maybe this is too many hobbits.
We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.
But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.
So away you go.
And things go bad in the worst possible way.
Over and over.
You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.
It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.
You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.
Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"
....
There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.
This was a four hobbits problem.
A wizard neither underestimates nor overestimates the number of hobbits needed for an equation. He, er, always has precisely as many as he needs to.
Enjoying thoughts of the brainstorming process for Cars.
"Okay, so this is a movie about a talking racecar. All the characters will be talking cars." "Great! We've got the small boy demographic locked down already! ...But what will the plot be?" "Hallmark movie." "What." "Hallmark movie. Hero gets stuck in a dying small town just when he's about to make the biggest win of his career, and learns to slow down and care about the little things. And finds true love, obviously. Hey, his small-town girlfriend can also have had a Hallmark movie arc before the story starts!" "...So you're really confident we've locked down the small boy demographic."
all women deserve a little treat (glowing eyes and the ability to levitate)
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hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.
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I'm going to be honest, I have pretty much completely lost intellectual respect for conservativism. I have three main reasons; tagging @arcenciel-par-une-larme and @thathopeyetlives for their thoughts on this.
Yesterday's Radicalism in Today's Politics
Satirist Ambrose Bierce quipped that "radicalism [is] tomorrow's conservativism in today's politics" and, well, I think the inverse is true as well: conservativism is yesterday's radicalism in today's politics. Which leads to some awkwardness and inconsistency.
For example, I remember Arcenciel being shocked when I said that a guy opposed to anti-ICE protestors would have supported segregation in the 50s and 60s. But that shouldn't be a shocking claim! In 1958, only 4% of Americans approved of interracial marriage, and it only gained majority approval from White Americans in 1997; the vast majority of White conservatives in MLK's era, were, in fact, in favour of segregation. The FBI famously spied on King because they suspected him of being a Communist, and that wasn't a baseless claim - he said stuff like "I imagine you already know I am much more socialistic in my economic theory than capitalistic". But, since the views King promoted have now become social consensus, modern conservatives have to claim that they totally would have supported what were, in the time they were live issues, very radical beliefs.
Or what about American conservatives who are out-and-out racists? Well, if they believe in democracy and freedom for different denominations of Christianity, they'd have been radicals in the 18th century, when France and Spain, Europe's greatest powers, were absolute monarchies that persecuted anyone who wasn't Catholic, and Britain wasn't much better. If they believe in Christianity at all, they'd have been radicals in the Roman Empire, which believed Christianity was a dangerous new sect undermining traditional patriotism and offending the gods.
This is why, in my opinion, the most intellectually respectable (note: this is not the same as "most likeable" or "best for society") right-wingers are Integralist Catholics, Theonomists, Hindutva advocates, White Nationalists, Neo-Nazis and other people who have an ideology and try to implement it rather than insisting on a fundamental dissimilarity between their beliefs and the beliefs of people with basically the same worldview and motives but advocating things they find repugnant.
Rules for Thee But Not for Me
American and American-influenced conservatives, frankly, have a hypocritical attitude to freedom. It's my God-given right to defy the government when they insist I get vaccinated, but people who break immigration law deserve no sympathy. The government's tyrannical when it tries to take my guns, but belligerent protestors brought it on themselves when they got shot. As the most famous living right-winger said, "many such cases".
And that leads me to the belief that, while I'm sure they don't consciously hold it, their actual belief is there (to use a famous quote on the topic) "that there should be an in-group who the law protects but does not bind and an out-group who the law binds but does not protect". Which is, again, why I think that nationalists, monarchists and theocrats are the most consistent right-wingers.
The Minor, Momentary Terror
To quote from another famous American satirist, Mark Twain: "There were two “Reigns of Terror,” if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the “horrors” of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror—that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves."
And I see this tendency in conservatives a lot. For example, they got shocked at Brian Thompson getting shot, but not at the fact United Healthcare under his tenure had a rate of insurance claim denial twice that of most insurance companies. Or being shocked at Hamas' massacres of Israeli civilians, and not at Gaza and the West Bank being Israel's imperial possessions (they're not part of Israel, but they're run under its martial law) with everything that entails. Frankly, it's similar to the right-wing concept of toxic empathy (conservatives are more upset about violent lashing-out against unjust systems than the systems themselves) and makes nationalists and ethnic supremacists seem, again, like the most internally consistent right-wingers.

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people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target
What... What movie is this.
ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500
i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady