bashwrote

part 1

C!Dream: “I don’t care about that prize. But I’m gonna win because I want his happiness to go away.”

C!Georgenotfound: “One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn’t know what to do. I just moved.”

C!Sapnap: “I totally hear you, but, erm, I also don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.”

C!Wilbur: “I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with [Dream]”

C!Tubbo: "There's nothing we can't do if we work work hard, never sleep, and shirk from all other responsibilities in our lives."

President Tubbo: "Boss man, I wanna go home early. Ooh, hold on actually, hang on. Yeah, no, I wanna quit and never come here again."

C!Tubbo: "Thank god my [husband] just died, so I am fluh-uh-shed with ca-ah-ash."

C!Quakity: "Do you think a depressed person could make this?”

C!Philza: "Oh, I have a medical condition, alright. It's called CARING TOO MUCH! And it's INCURABLE!"

C!Ranboo: "Messy is fun, okay? My whole life is a giant mess, and I love it."

C!Tommy: “Everything hurts and I’m dying.”

C!Sapnap: “Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.”

C!Karl: “If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.”

C!Dream: “I’m like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it’s like, okay, he’s in there.”

Dream XD: "I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm."

C!technoblade: “I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.”

Part 2