Eclecticism18

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

old man rpf yaoi is the only way to get into heaven never forget that

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.