she/her

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

I’ve been here the whole time.

i don't want to wash my water bottle what about my microorganisms #mymicroorganisms

Video ID: Weird Al and Eminem sitting in fancy room. Al: I was a little bit nervous about do this interview Eminem: Relax, Guy! I like gay men, you know? Al: That’s great, but, I- I’m not gay. Eminem: I don’t believe that. ID end.

How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

you're lying

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

do u have a message for 25 year olds

uhhhhh 2 bagels?