mulder, it’s me.

x files episode but they’re being audited by the financial department so the entire story is done in flashbacks as they pour over the weirdest expense report known to man

early seasons dana scully your pantsuits too cool, your hair too fluffy, your shoulderpads too big, they’ll gonna abduct you early seasons dana scully

x files my enemy, x files my beloved.

Imagine being Gillian Anderson. Did you get paid less and treated appallingly in the early years of your mega hit life changing show, The X-Files? Yes. Also was every single man who worked on that show at least a little bit in love with you and utterly obsessed with you? Also yes. Do you now, decades later, live rent free in all of these men's heads? Yes, yes you do. Do you care at all? No, because you have the memory of a goldfish.

my girl 🧡

ok i lied put your clothes back on we’re not having sex we’re written by Chris Carter so we’re going to edge each other for the next six to seven years