Sugar and Spice

I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES

the only eyes it's right to describe as orbs

Maybe I'll have good fortune, maybe not. But I feel people should look at this cat whether or not it brings good fortune.

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

New shoes

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved