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Thought this was one of those artifacts they use to try and prove that aliens exist and built Machu Picchu but it's very clearly concrete and not sedementary stone.
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One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.
To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.
In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.
Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.
Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.
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in other words, she would have loved you with intention, an adoration for what makes you, you: your calculated ferocity on the ice, the crease between your brows during a face off (so serious, she would murmur, giggling), the way you fold your clothes, the breathless huff of a laugh when something amuses you, even your steadfast belief that you’re a convincing liar (i could teach you how, she would tell you, some things take practice.)
she would poke fun at you, if only to shroud her heart from view, the heart that grew soft for you too soon. she would make you laugh so effortlessly, you’d find yourself laughing without meaning to, joy bubbling out of your throat. with her, everything would come so easily, like scoring four dozen goals in a season, like sleep after an eight hour flight.
the nicknames she would give you would come easily, too, but she would have a favorite one, milyy mal’chik — that’s what you are, she would think privately, after that first meeting — very sweet. she would conjure up ways to spend time with you, using the english she cobbled together just to speak with you. maybe she would invite you to a museum, or a show, where you wouldn’t have to speak at all, but at least you could experience the same thing, together. (thank you, she would say. for making time to see me.)
she would think of you amidst the mundanities of every day, stopping in her tracks in the center of the grocery aisle to peruse the brands of ginger ale, wondering which one you would like, which one you kept in your fridge at home. she would buy a pack, in case you ever came to visit. if she was feeling brave, she would invite you to stay for dinner one day, worrying over the ingredients, if you would eat them. she would wonder if a meal could open a door — if, one day, it could lead to your lives being intertwined: your favorite meal on the stove, a scarf once forgotten now a fixture on the coatrack. a pair of house slippers, all yours. (come back soon, she would whisper to you in the entryway. visit me whenever you want. you have a home here, now.)
she would pray for that.
what i mean is, she would have loved you like water loves an eroding shore, kissingandkissingandkissing its face — always coming back for more, even though it leaves ruin in its wake, its touch destructive by nature. even though it knows all of this may end too soon, likely by its own hand.
despite this, she would continue to love you; that was her way. my mother — she loved others so well and so hard, she had nothing left to give herself.
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I open my tumblr app and read this post, and I let it wash over me like the gentle tide. I know that when I die, this post, like the sweetest of sea foams, will be there to take me lovingly into the depths.
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